Originally Posted by thehog
Wayne Rooney doesn't even have 3 books!
Shane Warne story. Warne comes up to a journalist who is waiting to interview him. The journalist has been waiting for a while and has started reading the book. Warne comments - you reading a book? I read a book once. It was green.
And in honour of Andy1234 a Wayne Rooney story.
Rooney is making his debut for Man Utd in a friendly. Fergie is giving the team talk before the match.
Fergie: 'I'm going to pull you off at half time'
Rooney 'Fantastic normally I only get an orange and a cup of tea.'
...girls and ****ed 'em at school. All I know is that there were rumours he was into field hockey players
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