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Old 11-07-12, 11:57
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Anyway, as a proven liar, I shall not be communicating with you again, you genuinely seem to have something wrong with you.
Wayne Rooney doesn't even have 3 books!

Anyway that was quick end to our debate.

I'm a proven liar. There you go. Lucky you don't hold the same standards to Wiggo. You know "Lance I love him, never raced against him - myth - raced him in 2009" interchangeable stories.

Come back another time when you toughen up and can stand the heat of the Clinic. Now on ya bike!
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Old 11-07-12, 12:08
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Wayne Rooney doesn't even have 3 books!
Shane Warne story. Warne comes up to a journalist who is waiting to interview him. The journalist has been waiting for a while and has started reading the book. Warne comments - you reading a book? I read a book once. It was green.

And in honour of Andy1234 a Wayne Rooney story.

Rooney is making his debut for Man Utd in a friendly. Fergie is giving the team talk before the match.

Fergie: 'I'm going to pull you off at half time'

Rooney 'Fantastic normally I only get an orange and a cup of tea.'
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Old 11-07-12, 12:14
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Shane Warne story. Warne comes up to a journalist who is waiting to interview him. The journalist has been waiting for a while and has started reading the book. Warne comments - you reading a book? I read a book once. It was green.

And in honour of Andy1234 a Wayne Rooney story.

Rooney is making his debut for Man Utd in a friendly. Fergie is giving the team talk before the match.

Fergie: 'I'm going to pull you off at half time'

Rooney 'Fantastic normally I only get an orange and a cup of tea.'
Love it!

Now Wayne is real working class!

You're not working class until you've done a granny

Edit: Gazza's thought provoking comment on the back sleeve is inspiring. That's the real England!


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Old 11-07-12, 12:19
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^^ Should be in the lame joke thread. That ones older than me!!

*edit* This was allegedly a conversation between Rodney Marsh and Alf Ramsey during Marsh's last game for England....

**edit** Think this thread has died a death???

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Old 11-07-12, 12:36
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Hoggo, I have a simple solution to your issue with Wiggins' books

Don't buy 'em
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Old 11-07-12, 12:59
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Hoggo, I have a simple solution to your issue with Wiggins' books

Don't buy 'em
I don't. The same is you don't have to read my proof in regards to Sky doping.

I agree. It's simple
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Old 11-07-12, 13:26
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And this my friends is what's known as class. Or in your case lack thereof.

Townies were the poor. The locals. Deriding and belittling of the townies because they lacked a "proper" education is popular among British in attempt to put others in their place.

Thank-you for showing the board how the class system is alive and well today.

I wonder what the boy from Kilburn thinks about yourself? Shameless.
Far from denigrating those not fortunate enough to have an Oxbridge education, I was referring to your dropping the gown reference. I have an Oxford education - to A-level only alas. So I am the Oxford equivalent of those you accuse me of scorning.
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I don't. The same is you don't have to read my proof in regards to Sky doping.

I agree. It's simple
When you post some actual proof I'll ignore it then.

Until then I'll content myself with ignoring your wild speculation
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Old 11-07-12, 14:08
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When you post some actual proof I'll ignore it then.

Until then I'll content myself with ignoring your wild speculation
But you don't ignore me. You keep coming back with warm downs and reverse periodisation stories.

But you have got better. At least you're more open to the possibility of Sky doping.

I think 2013 will be very interesting with all that has gone on recently.
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Old 11-07-12, 14:16
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I'll add it to the list. So we have:

swearing
sideburns
wearing fancy clothes
coming from Maida Vale
going to award ceremonies
having picture taken with celebrities at award shows
smoking on holiday
releasing books

and finally

winning stuff on a bike
PS.
the yellow bracelet wearing, until recently
the tax dodge, until recently
the charity foundation
the "bone idling w*nkers on the internet
the
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