Welcome to the UCI Rope a Dope Hotline.
Our operative is busy playing solitaire so please select one of the following options:
If you are Cath Wiggins calling about Chris again, press 1 now.
If you are Spanish you have dialed the wrong number, hang up immediatley.
If you have information concerning a rider that may have doped, press 3 now and enter the code S-C-U-M-B-A-G on your phone.
This allows the UCI remote access in securing the line to ensure the strictest confidence of the information you provide and ultimately where we bury your body.