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Old 09-24-12, 22:52
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The worst pub I've ever been in was called The Fiddle.....

It really was a vile inn....
You heard about the guy who worked at the eye glasses factory? Fell into a grinding machine and made a spectacle out of himself. Its true.
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Old 09-24-12, 22:53
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BAD DAY COMING!

Looks like "Kenny" is driving the rig.
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Old 11-20-12, 19:11
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Got some new aftershave today.
It smells of breadcrumbs.

The birds love it!
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Old 12-02-12, 14:04
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I haven't spoken to my mother in law for years... I can't get a word in edgeways!!

Actually I get on really well with my mother in law..... It's her daughter I can't stand!!
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Where do mathmaticians go when visiting New York??

Times Square....
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what did the elephant say to the naked man?












How do you eat with that?
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I'm not going to be around for a while.. I'm being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatables.......
I gotta li-lo.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?...

... Look for the fresh prints.
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What did the batman say to the depressed horse?



Why the long face?
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Italian-American Honeymoon

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in New Jersey to say hello to his friends.

Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"

Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."

"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.

"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she pack a biga basket a food.

She brough ta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basket.

The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, "No eat indisa car. Musta use a dining car.'

So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino!

Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, "No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car." So, we go to cluba car.

While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga is finger again and say, "No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car."

"We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.

Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice:

"Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka Virginia!"

"Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus...."
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