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Old 12-06-12, 21:36
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I don't always know what humor is, but this thread reminds me of what it isn't.
The twice as many testicles baby made me giggle, the rest of it was pretty bad.

I assume this is because all the posters here spend their evenings posting here instead of watching Conan or some local equivalent to hear the good jokes.

The top ten list, though mildly amusing, did not make me smile.
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Old 12-06-12, 21:56
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there few cartoons that are mildly witty



Some humour at the expense of Armstrong and the twiterati.



And more due to the Niel Lance mixup.




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Old 12-06-12, 22:02
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This one is clever



And last but not least a couple more regarding stripping results.



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Old 12-06-12, 23:21
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Iím a little astonished there arenít many floating around on the internet, and no very good ones that Iíve come across. Surely his legacy wonít be complete until he inspires them?

Q: What is the most positive thing you can say about LA?
A: Probably his blood.

Q: How was LA able to pass hundreds of tests?
A: By ignoring calls from the tent, and just moving on.

Q: Didnít LA do a lot of good for a lot of people?
A: Yes, he distributed PEDS to more teammates than any other rider.

Q: How much is LA currently worth?
A: It depends. Do you mean on the black market, or over the internet?

Q: Wouldnít LA have won on a level playing field?
A: Yes, if the field had no hills, and numerous opportunities for taking short cuts.

Q: Name one race LA won without the use of PEDs.
A: Stage 16, 1995 Tour de France. Ridden in honor of deceased rider Fabio Casartelli, the peloton allowed LA and Casartelliís other teammates to cross the line first.

Q: Was it impossible for a rider to say anything bad about doping while LA was riding?
A: Not at all. Information on the drawbacks of any particular substance or procedure was always welcome.
I honestly can't spot what's supposed to be funny in the last few Q&A's, they're just factual information?
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Old 12-07-12, 01:00
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post #23 got the first response out of me. Recycle, clever!

Can we conclude that Lance is (nearly) too sad a case to joke about?

OT: if #76 rode clean, I want him crowned!
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Old 12-07-12, 10:41
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no a joke poll:

Should Lance start a new breakaway league?

Name?

my 20ct: UCAD Freestyle (Uniballer's Citius Altius Dopius)
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Old 12-07-12, 23:09
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Discourage car thieves. Leave Lance Armstrong in your vehicle overnight...
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Old 12-07-12, 23:31
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OT: if #76 rode clean, I want him crowned!
Finally out of big bro's shadow!!!
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Old 12-07-12, 23:38
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Mentioning Fabio Casartelli in a 'Lance jokes' thread is pretty poor taste.
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Old 12-08-12, 00:25
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Mentioning Fabio Casartelli in a 'Lance jokes' thread is pretty poor taste.
Sadly, Casartelli's untimely parting did nearly coincide with Armstrong's fame shooting to the moon and back. Hard to make a case this matter was totally unrelated.
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