"..... and this is the shortest route to the Champs Elysee"
or in Cavendish head:
"Bernie you *******, why didn't told me this is so hard find the route across the peloton"
When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when hope hardly seems worth having, just mount a bicycle and go out for a spin down the road, without thought on anything but the ride you are taking.
Arthur Conan Doyle