"I never, had sexual relations with that woman.
I only had sexual relations with that woman, that woman, that woman, that woman, that woman, that woman, that woman and that woman.
I did not inhale.
I do not patronise Yellow Rose gentelmen's club.
I just hope that rather than hate, judge, or feel cheated, that our community will choose to do the same - to move forward without forgetting and to ride, not for greed or fame, but for the unbridled joy and love that the simple act of cycling brings us.
that bombastic tosh is courtesy of Allen Lim
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family.
t-shirts George Michael before busted by the bobbies trawling Hyde Park for glory holes.