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Old 01-17-13, 03:07
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"- I have no idea what the future holds, other than that I'm going to hug my kids, says Armstrong"

Here we go, the first empathy card has been played out, and of course the ******bag is using his kids.
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Old 01-17-13, 03:15
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"- I have no idea what the future holds, other than that I'm going to hug my kids, says Armstrong"

Here we go, the first empathy card has been played out, and of course the ******bag is using his kids.
He is a dbag...like he ignored his daughter after that tri ?
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Old 01-17-13, 03:28
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He is a dbag...like he ignored his daughter after that tri ?
Yes I remember that, just awful. Self centered narcissistic prick, I just hope the media doesn´t take the bait.

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Old 01-17-13, 03:30
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Perhaps time to lighten up just a tad......

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/...183707465.html

"According to the CDC, over 128 million flu vaccines have been administered this year," Jay Leno said on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno." "That's almost as many injections as Lance Armstrong has gotten in his entire career." And Armstrong's confession, he noted, "came as a shock to as many as a dozen people."

Armstrong's sit-down with Winfrey "lasted close to three hours," Jimmy Fallon quipped on "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon." "So it's sort of like a regular interview but, you know, on steroids."
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And Jimmy Kimmel joked on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" that "inside sources say [Armstrong] refused to come clean about the doping at first, but then he caved when Oprah promised him a panini maker."

Kimmel then outsourced the rest of his Armstrong zingers to a mock call center in India. "We've done a lot of Lance Armstrong jokes over the years, and it's hard to come up with new stuff," Kimmel said before turning his monologue over to the outsourced material:

"Why did Lance Armstrong go on the Oprah Winfrey show? Because he thought he'd have a ball."

"What is the secret of Lance Armstrong's success? He always stays positive."
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As for "The Daily Show," it weighed in on Armstrong in a segment called "Mr. Fibb."

"I believed in you Lance Armstrong," host Jon Stewart said, feigning outrage. "I shelled out a dollar for a rubber bracelet I have somewhere in my house. ... Well I think we all owe cancer an apology."
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The "Late Show With David Letterman," meanwhile, dedicated its "Top Ten" list on Tuesday to the other revelations from Armstrong's Winfrey interview:

10. Artificially enhanced his cycling shorts

9. Still never leaves the house without several vials of clean urine

8. Owns Texas real estate known as "Rancho Decepto"

7. Took steroids to work up the strength to admit taking steroids

6. Once had an inappropriate relationship with an air hose

5. Also has tattoo of Rex Ryan's wife

4. Has given up on making the baseball Hall of Fame

3. United States Postal Service paid him in stamps

2. Started erotic website, "Tour-De-Pants"

1. Admitted to doping just to get on "Oprah"

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My wife and I are trying to decide what to have for dinner whilst watching Oprah and Lancey-boy. The best we can come up with is that it would appropriate to eat crow, or perhaps some clenbuterol-laced Portugese beef. Neither of these is tempting. But we still want to eat something appropriate. Any suggestions?
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It's all paying stuff: you have to be hooked into the money-grubber Oprah's network, via your own cable service, IF they carry her channel. It's been live for the last 20 mins.

They are playing games. There is a 15-sec promo clip that loops, and folks are not impressed, LOL.

Anyone know a free stream reproduced elsewhere, as happens with Eurosport races?

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So i am confused now. Thanks.
Serious: I thought the interview is shown "live" in the internet. So are we guys in germany get to see it or not?
Thanks in advance to anybody who is helping out.
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See here: http://www.oprah.com/own_tv/onc/lanc...trong-one.html

It's just play a 15 sec. ad. People are complaining on the site.

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Correction: I fully confess, I'm a real doofus! It's to be shown today, NOT yesterday. Ha, ha!

http://www.oprah.com/own_tv/onc/lanc...trong-one.html

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My wife and I are trying to decide what to have for dinner whilst watching Oprah and Lancey-boy. The best we can come up with is that it would appropriate to eat crow, or perhaps some clenbuterol-laced Portugese beef. Neither of these is tempting. But we still want to eat something appropriate. Any suggestions?
Winky, I'm thinking roadkill, maybe racoon, with extra strong Tabasco "sauce" (as in "on the sauce").

Suitable metaphor for what happened to some folks' careers in cycling as a result of Lancey. Hope he's feeling suitably....

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Foxxy, it's not live for anybody on her site. It was false advertising. Only on her TV network, called OWN.

See here: http://www.oprah.com/own_tv/onc/lanc...trong-one.html

It's just play a 15 sec. ad. People are complaining on the site.
But how you know that she isn´t showing it "live"? I thought it will be tomorrow.
P.S.: If it´s coming... what will be the german time? Anybody out there from europe knowing this?
Thanks in advance
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Foxxy, it's not live for anybody on her site. It was false advertising. Only on her TV network, called OWN.

See here: http://www.oprah.com/own_tv/onc/lanc...trong-one.html

It's just play a 15 sec. ad. People are complaining on the site.
You do realize its not being shown 'live' until later today?

In the bit piece you linked to it says:
"The interview will be simultaneously streamed LIVE worldwide both nights on Oprah.com."
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