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Old 01-19-13, 20:20
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Oprah: Why did you dope, Lie...I mean, Lance?

Lience: Look, Oprah...I have at least 5 kids...I think...it might be 10...or is it 5 kids and 5 ex-momwives...10 doctors? I'm just not sure any more... It gets really expensive supporting that many people -- I had to dope just to fill the fridge! Cancer!
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Kristen said to me, return but return clean and Oprah just like every divorcee I always do as my ex-wife says and I have no idea why my hands are forcing them selves to my neck?
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