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Old 01-15-13, 19:28
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living on the edge...



why do cats always do this??
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RULES FOR THE CAT

1. The cat is not allowed on the furniture.

2. Alright, the cat is allowed on the furniture, but not the kitchen counter.

3. OK, the cat can go on the kitchen counter too, just not when I'm preparing food!

4. Fine...The cat can go wherever it wants, whenever it wants, as long as it doesn't swat me in the face at 5:30 in the morning demanding to be fed.

5. The cat will be fed at 5:30 in the morning.
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Lolz!

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RULES FOR THE CAT

1. The cat is not allowed on the furniture.

2. Alright, the cat is allowed on the furniture, but not the kitchen counter.

3. OK, the cat can go on the kitchen counter too, just not when I'm preparing food!

4. Fine...The cat can go wherever it wants, whenever it wants, as long as it doesn't swat me in the face at 5:30 in the morning demanding to be fed.

5. The cat will be fed at 5:30 in the morning.
Totally love this!
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Probably posted already.

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Old 01-24-13, 21:55
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Probably not the place to admit this, but I ate cat once, many moons ago.

Before you ask, yes it did.

(but more like rabbit)
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Old 01-24-13, 22:13
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Lol serfia yes I love this!

Joachim yes you are in the wrong place....!!
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Old 01-25-13, 05:30
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Probably should have posted that in a food thread.
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Some signs you're ready for a cat:

- You like being starred at
- You enjoy being scared to dead every now and then
- You never again want to be able to eat fish or chicken in peace
- You think your furniture is too pretty anyway
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Old 01-26-13, 20:46
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Some signs you're ready for a cat:

- You like being starred at
- You enjoy being scared to dead every now and then
- You never again want to be able to eat fish or chicken in peace
- You think your furniture is too pretty anyway
Great points, but with that last one, it's called FURniture for a reason

Thanks for that dog and cat share Serfla. Absolutely loved it!
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