"This is the Androni train. We will challenge Sky in the sprint. Rujano will jump from his cart into Cav's cart and knock him. BAAM! Baby Giro goes to Androni."
"Pick a skirt you like to go with the maglia rosa. Everyone must wear the same so make up your minds as a team."
"Ok easy....what!?....omg omg omg PANIC ATTACK!"