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Old 07-09-11, 01:22
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Frodo's head a been grown eh Mrs John Murphy?

he has also been having trouble with his gut.

Frodo's supersized jaw now.


what he looked like before the gh started to get out of control.

The Hobbit's head does seem to grow bigger with each and every year.

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Old 07-09-11, 04:55
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he is engaging the Stanislavski method for the next Jackson film.

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Old 07-09-11, 19:42
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Like Bilbo, Frodo has been corrupted by the magical power of the syringe. Less of a Hobbit and more of an orc these days working for Sauron Aldag.
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Old 07-09-11, 20:28
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If someone could find some better head shots...

I know he's aged (5 years) but his eyes seem to be vanishing back into his skull. (Brow moving forward) and his chin seems to have grown quite a bit.
Some of the same things were discussed a few years ago on Usenet regarding Armstrong. Hgh abuse leading to Acromegaly. There have been anecdotal reports from the past ten years of riders needing dental surgery due to jaw growth as well as foot problems due to growth.

As part of the human passport, the UCI should start taking measurements.
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Old 07-09-11, 20:49
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Some of the same things were discussed a few years ago on Usenet regarding Armstrong. Hgh abuse leading to Acromegaly. There have been anecdotal reports from the past ten years of riders needing dental surgery due to jaw growth as well as foot problems due to growth.

As part of the human passport, the UCI should start taking measurements.
Frodo of course being one such rider who had 'dental problems' last year.

I didn't want to mention the Uniballer because it means that the thread gets derailed by trolls. But you are correct. The Uniballer's head is so big he looks more like Beavis



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Frodo of course being one such rider who had 'dental problems' last year.

I didn't want to mention the Uniballer because it means that the thread gets derailed by trolls. But you are correct. The Uniballer's head is so big he looks more like Beavis



That is indeed a huge head! The socks are pretty sweet, too...
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Frodo of course being one such rider who had 'dental problems' last year.

I didn't want to mention the Uniballer because it means that the thread gets derailed by trolls. But you are correct. The Uniballer's head is so big he looks more like Beavis



his mandible and teeth look all equine.

Gunderson puts the E into equine.
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How the heck did a thread about the suspicious growth in Alberta's head devolve into attacks on LA? And uni-baller at one point was a banned term on these forums. Making fun of a cancer survivor is remarkably low class. Even for the Pistooleras.
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How the heck did a thread about the suspicious growth in Alberta's head devolve into attacks on LA? And uni-baller at one point was a banned term on these forums. Making fun of a cancer survivor is remarkably low class. Even for the Pistooleras.
u cant be serious.

Like Gunderson likes to tell us, there are 50 million cancer survivors, so he needs to do his awareness to tell those 50 million, they had cancer, and he is willing to take their money.

So, these targets are off limits for humour and polemic?

Phooey/

We are equal opportunity opprobrium spewers, and if Frodo gets cancer, we wont be stopping throwing krap on him neither
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Old 07-11-11, 00:53
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Can someone please post current and before photos of Cadel? Does he have the hgh jaw or has he always been the ugliest guy in the peloton?
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