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Old 07-28-10, 22:56
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Default Difference between Floyd and Armstrong?

What is the difference between Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong?

One is a fraudulent winner of the Tour de France who cheated and lied to the world for his own advantage, the other one followed suit but got caught and eventually admitted what he did.
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what is the difference between floyd landis and lance armstrong?

one is a fraudulent winner of the tour de france who cheated and lied to the world for his own advantage, the other one followed suit but got caught and eventually admitted what he did.
$120,000,000.
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No offence intended 95 but this has been covered in depth in other threads. Given the current state of the forum, being July, this is only going to invite the 43rd coming of the usual pro-Lance, anti-Floyd, pro-Floyd, Lance sucks, and Lemond rules/sucks/is bitter comments.
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One wrote two books about being clean the other one.
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Moderators, Why not just post a link to the 10,000 other threads on the same subject and close this one. It adds nothing new and is just one more place for people to rehash their insults of others.
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What is the difference between Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong?
One has a much better chance of going to jail than the other?

Edit: Kinda have to agree with Squares though.
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No offence intended 95 but this has been covered in depth in other threads. Given the current state of the forum, being July, this is only going to invite the 43rd coming of the usual pro-Lance, anti-Floyd, pro-Floyd, Lance sucks, and Lemond rules/sucks/is bitter comments.
A thread soliciting one-liner jokes in answer to this question? Sorry, haven't seen that one yet.


Q: What is the difference between Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong?

So far we have:

* One is a fraudulent winner of the Tour de France who cheated and lied to the world for his own advantage, the other one followed suit but got caught and eventually admitted what he did.
* $120,000,000.
* One wrote two books about being clean; the other [wrote] one.
* One has a much better chance of going to jail than the other?

Pretty good for a start, I think.

Have you guys really seen this in other threads?
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These are new to me and great stuff. Funny and simplified like a Carl Rove talking point so everyone can understand them. [runs off to think of one himself]
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Tell us if we are getting warm:

A Ferrari?

One gives hope to people, the other is from Texas.

One is retired.

Floyd hasn't blocked me on Twitter.


Ninety, I hope you are sponsoring a prize for this.
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one has only one original ball in his hip the other has only one original ball in his s@#$
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