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Todays idiot masters fattie doper

09 Dec 2010 18:28

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/belgian-amateur-champion-receives-one-year-ban

"I especially looked for a safe supplement and my pharmacist said that Crack did not contain any doping," said Taelman. "How can I, along with thousands of recreational sportsmen, know that Crack contains Methylhexanamine?"


Be careful what you wish for. I love it. A guy "1000% against doping" takes a supplement called "Crack".

To the rest of you "1000% against doping" dopers. Eat right and get lots of sleep. The protein powder doesn't work. All it ever does is end up mentioned in a doping case.
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09 Dec 2010 19:27

BotanyBay wrote:http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/belgian-amateur-champion-receives-one-year-ban



Be careful what you wish for. I love it. A guy "1000% against doping" takes a supplement called "Crack".

To the rest of you "1000% against doping" dopers. Eat right and get lots of sleep. The protein powder doesn't work. All it ever does is end up mentioned in a doping case.


You really have some issues there guy. Seriously
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09 Dec 2010 19:33

BotanyBay wrote:http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/belgian-amateur-champion-receives-one-year-ban



Be careful what you wish for. I love it. A guy "1000% against doping" takes a supplement called "Crack".

To the rest of you "1000% against doping" dopers. Eat right and get lots of sleep. The protein powder doesn't work. All it ever does is end up mentioned in a doping case.


I actually agree with you on the supplements. I'm sure the nutritional consultants and supplement providers will strongly disagree but I'd expect that; they get paid to sell it.
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09 Dec 2010 19:42

Ripper wrote:You really have some issues there guy. Seriously


People swear by the EPO, people swear by the testosterone. People only swear AT the protein powder after the crap that's inside it ends up in their positive doping test. So why bother to buy the crap?
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09 Dec 2010 19:45

BotanyBay wrote:http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/belgian-amateur-champion-receives-one-year-ban



Be careful what you wish for. I love it. A guy "1000% against doping" takes a supplement called "Crack".

To the rest of you "1000% against doping" dopers. Eat right and get lots of sleep. The protein powder doesn't work. All it ever does is end up mentioned in a doping case.



I do not understand why you have to call him names. You are judging someone and making personal attacks based purely on a news story? Are you sure you have never done mistakes yourself?
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09 Dec 2010 19:49

FKLance wrote:I do not understand why you have to call him names. You are judging someone and making personal attacks based purely on a news story? Are you sure you have never done mistakes yourself?


What's personal about it?
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09 Dec 2010 19:58

BotanyBay wrote: Eat right and get lots of sleep. The protein powder doesn't work. All it ever does is end up mentioned in a doping case.


Have to 100% agree with you there.

Regarding this particular Masters Fattie, he honestly does sound like a legitimate moron. Stupidity does not absolve oneself of responsibility of course, but I do think being stupid is this guy's main problem.
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09 Dec 2010 20:00

Even when it's proven he took a contaminated supplement you guys still call him a doper.

Some of you guys here are hopeless. Go watch football or something.
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09 Dec 2010 20:01

BotanyBay wrote:What's personal about it?


Todays idiot masters fattie doper just sounds quite severe to me. We are talking about an average belgian amateur cyclist like the one who lives next door to you, not a tour-winning doper who signs autographs daily.
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09 Dec 2010 20:14

BotanyBay wrote:http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/belgian-amateur-champion-receives-one-year-ban



Be careful what you wish for. I love it. A guy "1000% against doping" takes a supplement called "Crack".

To the rest of you "1000% against doping" dopers. Eat right and get lots of sleep. The protein powder doesn't work. All it ever does is end up mentioned in a doping case.


hilarious. what a goofball. why not sniff some "Speed" along with it.
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09 Dec 2010 20:23

"I especially looked for a safe supplement and my pharmacist said that Crack did not contain any doping," said Taelman. "How can I, along with thousands of recreational sportsmen, know that Crack contains Methylhexanamine?"


It is idiots like this that make the world a fun place to live. A good laugh based on the stupidity of others can be counted on every day,
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The GREATEST cycling quote EVER. EVER.

09 Dec 2010 20:25

"I especially looked for a safe supplement and my pharmacist said that Crack did not contain any doping," said Taelman. "How can I, along with thousands of recreational sportsmen, know that Crack contains Methylhexanamine?"


Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

Ah, Botany beat me to it. Apologies. Mods please delete.
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09 Dec 2010 20:32

Look fellas, stop eating contaminated supplements. Or perhaps consider not eating supplements at all.

Ignorance is an excuse of the 80's. Stupidity was the excuse of the 90's.
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09 Dec 2010 20:34

Moose McKnuckles wrote:Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

Ah, Botany beat me to it. Apologies. Mods please delete.


It was worth repeating. Apparently it is unfunny to the Belgians though.
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09 Dec 2010 20:38

BotanyBay wrote:Look fellas, stop eating contaminated supplements. Or perhaps consider not eating supplements at all.

Ignorance is an excuse of the 80's. Stupidity was the excuse of the 90's.


Yeah, or just smoke the supplements instead. I heard Crack works better when you smoke it, and the next day you got clean blood and urine samples.
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09 Dec 2010 20:40

I find it amussing that the product manufacture's website states "too strong to be legal". Oops I guess it is not.

http://www.revolutions-nutrition.com/product/21/Crack
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09 Dec 2010 21:00

L29205 wrote:I find it amussing that the product manufacture's website states "too strong to be legal". Oops I guess it is not.

http://www.revolutions-nutrition.com/product/21/Crack


I'm clearly in the wrong line of work. All I need to do is market some powder and make a claim that takes advantage of people's hope, and I'll also make millions.
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09 Dec 2010 21:11

FKLance wrote:I do not understand why you have to call him names. You are judging someone and making personal attacks based purely on a news story? Are you sure you have never done mistakes yourself?


Hey, if you're riding any kind of event that you may be tested at (or even hold a UCI license in general), regardless of the level of competition, you better be watching what you're putting in your pie-hole or shooting in your bum.

The names are funny because they're a little ironic and point to the guy's half-brained approach to enhancing his performance. He's in Belgium, for god's sake!

Your comments being hard on BB for the post are pretty funny, in an ironic sense as well. Especially since they're coming from someone whos' pseudo basically says 'F*ck Lance'.

They might not be your dog in the fight, but it's still a dog fight.
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09 Dec 2010 21:30

JMBeaushrimp wrote:Hey, if you're riding any kind of event that you may be tested at (or even hold a UCI license in general), regardless of the level of competition, you better be watching what you're putting in your pie-hole or shooting in your bum.

The names are funny because they're a little ironic and point to the guy's half-brained approach to enhancing his performance. He's in Belgium, for god's sake!

Your comments being hard on BB for the post are pretty funny, in an ironic sense as well. Especially since they're coming from someone whos' pseudo basically says 'F*ck Lance'.

They might not be your dog in the fight, but it's still a dog fight.


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09 Dec 2010 22:27

L29205 wrote:I find it amussing that the product manufacture's website states "too strong to be legal". Oops I guess it is not.

http://www.revolutions-nutrition.com/product/21/Crack


yep, the slogan is 100% accurate. it is to strong to be legal
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