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The Lantern Jaw

31 Jul 2012 10:54

[font=Arial]lantern jaw n.[/font]
[font=Arial]1. A lower jaw that protrudes beyond the upper jaw.[/font]
[font=Arial]2. A long, thin jaw that gives the face a gaunt appearance.[/font]

[font=Arial]. Lantern jaw; large hands and feet (acromegaly in an adult)________GROWTH HORMONE[/font]
[font=Arial]2. Bulging eyeballs, nervous, increased pulse, weight loss, graves disease___________ THYROXIN[/font]
[font=Arial]3. demineralization of bones, spontaneous fractures___________PARATHYROID HORMONE[/font]
[font=Arial]4. Cushings syndrome-moon face, depression of the immune system__________CORTISOL[/font]
[font=Arial]5. Abnormally large stature, normal body proportions__________ GROWTH HORMONE[/font]
[font=Arial]6. Abnormal hairiness, masculinization________TESTOSTERONE[/font]

I thought of Michael Phelps when I saw the Lantern Jaw terminology.
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Other examples would be good to see.
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31 Jul 2012 11:36

Giggity!

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31 Jul 2012 11:41

Well, there was King Charles II of Spain (1661-1700)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Juan_de_Miranda_Carreno_002.jpg

He didn't dope to become king, though, he was just horribly inbred, even by royal standards:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Carlos_segundo80.png
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31 Jul 2012 11:42

Cycle Chic wrote:Other examples would be good to see.


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i would blame the side effects from the PEPs
mmmm. . . . leftover pie.
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31 Jul 2012 11:47

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He's a native English speaker, so no chance he doped.

Seriously, this was a bit before HgH became available, too.

So he's just an ugly mofo
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31 Jul 2012 11:49

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With all the changes you've been through, seems the stranger's always you
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31 Jul 2012 11:55

babastooey wrote:Well, there was King Charles II of Spain (1661-1700)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Juan_de_Miranda_Carreno_002.jpg

He didn't dope to become king, though, he was just horribly inbred, even by royal standards:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Carlos_segundo80.png


Yikes!! That is some serious family fun.....
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31 Jul 2012 12:19

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31 Jul 2012 12:38

Liam Tancock, 50m world backstroke champion.
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31 Jul 2012 12:44

All the Olympic swimmers appear to have huge lantern jaws............
..............and that's just the women.:rolleyes::D

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31 Jul 2012 12:45

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31 Jul 2012 12:48

Cameron Van Der Burgh
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31 Jul 2012 12:52

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31 Jul 2012 12:53

you guys forgot MAXIM MAN :D America`s number one cartoon hero . check out that jaw line , and how it is part of the culture . Everybody wants to be MAXIM MAN . :rolleyes:
[font="Comic Sans MS"][/font][SIZE="1"][/SIZE]Then the blind man set his hands upon the young mans chest , then his heart and felt the beat . He felt his legs , every muscle and tendon . The blind man said " this is impossible , You have a strong heart and tendons of a buffalo , not since my student Bottechia have i seen this ", "Fausto you will be a great champion. [trainer , Blaise Cavanna of Fausto Coppi circa 1935 ].
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31 Jul 2012 13:03

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Testing the bounds of reality.
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31 Jul 2012 13:23

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31 Jul 2012 13:26

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31 Jul 2012 13:30

L'Etranger wrote:Liam Tancock, 50m world backstroke champion.
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....with a last name like that, you better swim fast!
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31 Jul 2012 13:36

Scott SoCal wrote:Image


A below the belt post. This unfortunate girl is clearly a 'non combatant'.:mad:
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31 Jul 2012 13:44

Grand Tourist wrote:A below the belt post. This unfortunate girl is clearly a 'non combatant'.:mad:


You"ll get over it.

Plus, she's a Colts fan, so there's that.
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