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19 Feb 2016 02:43

blackcat wrote:
Dear Wiggo wrote:
badboygolf16v wrote:Millar knows where the bodies are buried.

If the BC establishment don't keep Il Millarisimo sweet and provide him with the opportunities he believes he's earned and deserves, he might just get 'anti-doping' on Sky's ***. All unsaid. Doesn't need to be said. All good. Jobs for the boys. Jobs for the whiny little prima donna throw their bikes over the line at the Angliru shitebags.

I luuurve David Millar. Why was he never BBC Sports Personality of the Year?

I'm sure he would have voted for himself.


At least 3 times.

paroxysm of jocularity... thnx DW :D

good grief, must be legit. its Davey boy millar, where is my Gucci jacket? Its Millar Time.

hey dave, you realise that beer tastes like cats piss and since you are a refined man I thought you would be be more a scotch man, or a petrus/dÝquem wine drinker?

rumour has it that he tried to trademark this...
Also likes MC Hammer too and secretly has some Sinbad pants of his own
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Re: Re:

19 Feb 2016 03:50

Archibald wrote:
blackcat wrote:
Dear Wiggo wrote:
badboygolf16v wrote:Millar knows where the bodies are buried.

If the BC establishment don't keep Il Millarisimo sweet and provide him with the opportunities he believes he's earned and deserves, he might just get 'anti-doping' on Sky's ***. All unsaid. Doesn't need to be said. All good. Jobs for the boys. Jobs for the whiny little prima donna throw their bikes over the line at the Angliru shitebags.

I luuurve David Millar. Why was he never BBC Sports Personality of the Year?

I'm sure he would have voted for himself.



At least 3 times.

paroxysm of jocularity... thnx DW :D

good grief, must be legit. its Davey boy millar, where is my Gucci jacket? Its Millar Time.

hey dave, you realise that beer tastes like cats piss and since you are a refined man I thought you would be be more a scotch man, or a petrus/dÝquem wine drinker?

rumour has it that he tried to trademark this...
Also likes MC Hammer too and secretly has some Sinbad pants of his own


dont knock the Hammer pants. The Hammer pants/harem pants/drop crotch/ pants are underrated, it let down the Bruno Mars dancers at Superbowl 50. The leather/vinyl just was not the same as MC Hammer's supporting dancers in the harem pants!
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Re: Re:

19 Feb 2016 05:50

oldcrank wrote:
blackcat wrote:
Dear Wiggo wrote:
badboygolf16v wrote:Millar knows where the bodies are buried.

If the BC establishment don't keep Il Millarisimo sweet and provide him with the opportunities he believes he's earned and deserves, he might just get 'anti-doping' on Sky's ***. All unsaid. Doesn't need to be said. All good. Jobs for the boys. Jobs for the whiny little prima donna throw their bikes over the line at the Angliru shitebags.

I luuurve David Millar. Why was he never BBC Sports Personality of the Year?

I'm sure he would have voted for himself.


At least 3 times.

paroxysm of jocularity... thnx DW :D

good grief, must be legit. its Davey boy millar, where is my Gucci jacket? Its Millar Time.

hey dave, you realise that beer tastes like cats piss and since you are a refined man I thought you would be be more a scotch man, or a petrus/dÝquem wine drinker?

If you really want to know what young David prefers, my friend,
you could join one of the "Ultimate Cycling" weekends in April at
the Jumeirah Port Soller Hotel in Mallora. After your ride (with a
Maserati support vehicle) wearing your David Millar Chpt.III Castelli
kit (included) and a spa recovery session you will join David for dinner
each evening. Some might like to chat about his professional cycling
career but I'm sure he would answer any questions you have about his
choice of alcoholic beverages. :)

Is Mallorca the best holiday destination for someone with an allergy
to sunlight? I would think that young David might prefer somewhere
with a milder climate and less chance of exposure to high levels of Ultra
Violet radiation. I'm sure that he would appreciate the free advertising from
such an esteemed forum contributor though, my friend ;)
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Re: Re:

21 Feb 2016 11:44

42x16ss wrote:
oldcrank wrote:
blackcat wrote:
Dear Wiggo wrote:
badboygolf16v wrote:Millar knows where the bodies are buried.

If the BC establishment don't keep Il Millarisimo sweet and provide him with the opportunities he believes he's earned and deserves, he might just get 'anti-doping' on Sky's ***. All unsaid. Doesn't need to be said. All good. Jobs for the boys. Jobs for the whiny little prima donna throw their bikes over the line at the Angliru shitebags.

I luuurve David Millar. Why was he never BBC Sports Personality of the Year?

I'm sure he would have voted for himself.


At least 3 times.

paroxysm of jocularity... thnx DW :D

good grief, must be legit. its Davey boy millar, where is my Gucci jacket? Its Millar Time.

hey dave, you realise that beer tastes like cats piss and since you are a refined man I thought you would be be more a scotch man, or a petrus/dÝquem wine drinker?

If you really want to know what young David prefers, my friend,
you could join one of the "Ultimate Cycling" weekends in April at
the Jumeirah Port Soller Hotel in Mallora. After your ride (with a
Maserati support vehicle) wearing your David Millar Chpt.III Castelli
kit (included) and a spa recovery session you will join David for dinner
each evening. Some might like to chat about his professional cycling
career but I'm sure he would answer any questions you have about his
choice of alcoholic beverages. :)

Is Mallorca the best holiday destination for someone with an allergy
to sunlight? I would think that young David might prefer somewhere
with a milder climate and less chance of exposure to high levels of Ultra
Violet radiation. I'm sure that he would appreciate the free advertising from
such an esteemed forum contributor though, my friend ;)


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Re: A Dave Millar thread

24 Feb 2016 16:35

David is one of the speakers at the anti-doping summit
to be held in London in March. No doubt many on this
forum will be attending this very important conference.
http://www.cecileparkconferences.com/tackling-doping-sport-2016/speakers
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Re: A Dave Millar thread

24 Feb 2016 17:32

oldcrank wrote:David is one of the speakers at the anti-doping summit
to be held in London in March. No doubt many on this
forum will be attending this very important conference.
http://www.cecileparkconferences.com/tackling-doping-sport-2016/speakers


Cookson didn't swipe an invite? :rolleyes:
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Re: A Dave Millar thread

24 Feb 2016 19:31

oldcrank wrote: No doubt many on this
forum will be attending this very important conference.
http://www.cecileparkconferences.com/tackling-doping-sport-2016/speakers


.............we wish..................

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Re: A Dave Millar thread

24 Feb 2016 19:56

oldcrank wrote:David is one of the speakers at the anti-doping summit
to be held in London in March. No doubt many on this
forum will be attending this very important conference.
http://www.cecileparkconferences.com/tackling-doping-sport-2016/speakers


Where is Landis? Done more for anti doping then anyone!

Where is Kimmage?

Where is Bassons?

Where is Wily Voet?
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24 Feb 2016 20:50

I paid my £795 to attend again this year. Last years was fantastic with Cookson and Vaughters.
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Re: A Dave Millar thread

24 Feb 2016 21:02

oldcrank wrote:David is one of the speakers at the anti-doping summit
to be held in London in March. No doubt many on this
forum will be attending this very important conference.
http://www.cecileparkconferences.com/tackling-doping-sport-2016/speakers


Great news, nice to see Bird and Bird are there as well. They are the authors of Seb's attempted IAAF intimidation of Seppelt.

Read the quote the guy has for himself

"The quality of advice is top-class. We feel extremely comfortable in any guidance we receive from them and they’ve always managed to reach agreement with other parties.”

So the partner and Head of Sport at Bird and Bird wrote to Seppelt warning him not to publish the copy of IAAF CEO Nick Davies to Papa Diack telling him they had a good plan to deal with minimising the impact of the Russian doping scandal. Amongst other things they were going to use Seb's PR company ! A great plan !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/35126635

But of course Seppelt ignored Bird and Bird's letter on behalf of the IAAF and published. And then Davies stepped down, or anyway stepped down until it is quiet enough to re-engage him.

http://www.sportsintegrityinitiative.com/iaafs-lawyers-warn-seppelt-not-to-publish-2013-email/

"Top-class" - who could ask for anything more. The're all cleans, I tell you, all cleans. Lance has never tested positive, never, never, never !

I think a summary of that letter is :" Don't go publishing internal memos you don't own them, that was private correspondence between friends. Davies (IAAF) was writing to Diack (Dad is President of the IAAF) whilst he was at work on salaried time, but it wasn't official IAAF business - so there !

"Top class" any dictator would value advice like that. David will be in good company. I am sure he will fit in with many there.
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24 Feb 2016 21:28

good spot, freddy. amazing.
these antidoping summits are the worst in terms of hypocrisy.
it's where the guys who fill their pockets by playing both sides typically hook up.
the zorzolis, the saugys, the bermons, and yes, the millars and vaughterss.
as benotti says the guys that really matter don't get an invite.
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24 Feb 2016 22:07

You do realise most anti-doping agencies around the World is a delegate Sniper? It has very little to do with Cycling really.
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04 May 2016 16:39

Have to say I take it all back about PSB Millar - he's excellent commentating for ITV4......i,ve accepted the posh affected voice - his input is really interesting, he tells the viewers how the race is being ridden...team tactics, what the DS will be saying in the earpiece - i,m now a fan of posh Millar !
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04 May 2016 16:58

Cycle Chic wrote:Have to say I take it all back about PSB Millar - he's excellent commentating for ITV4......i,ve accepted the posh affected voice - his input is really interesting, he tells the viewers how the race is being ridden...team tactics, what the DS will be saying in the earpiece - i,m now a fan of posh Millar !

Yeah that's all well and good but, it's David Millar! :D
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04 May 2016 17:43

Cycle Chic wrote:Have to say I take it all back about PSB Millar - he's excellent commentating for ITV4......i,ve accepted the posh affected voice - his input is really interesting, he tells the viewers how the race is being ridden...team tactics, what the DS will be saying in the earpiece - i,m now a fan of posh Millar !


The Scottish accent is far from posh nor is it the Queen's English :rolleyes:


It is one of the most recognisable accents in the English-speaking world - but the distinctive Scot pronunciation could soon be confined to history.

Experts found that many young Scots are unable to emphasise the 'R' at the end of words such as in "car", "bar" and "farm". Instead, they swallow the sound to soften their accent. Scottish linguists have blamed the influx of English and American TV and radio for the change.

Other experts blame Scottish broadcasters trying to emulate the Queen's English such as at BBC Scotland.


http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/592405/Scottish-accent-doomed-extinction-Queen-s-English-BBC-blame
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05 May 2016 08:35

Scottish accent from Millar - I dont think so. Born in Malta, Hong Kong from age 11 then Buckinghamshire schooling.
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05 May 2016 09:55

Cycle Chic wrote:Have to say I take it all back about PSB Millar - he's excellent commentating for ITV4......i,ve accepted the posh affected voice - his input is really interesting, he tells the viewers how the race is being ridden...team tactics, what the DS will be saying in the earpiece - i,m now a fan of posh Millar !


Texted my mate after 20mins of stage one of the TDY and said I wanted to smash my TV in already listening to Millar.

At the end I didnt mind him and some of his insight into the tactics etc were interesting views. A total fresh air of Kirby, So basically its choosing between Fred West or Myra Hindley :rolleyes: Although he did say there was no race radios despite riders clearly with an ear piece in.

When they did mention the Yates doping situation Millar seemed to **** his pants though as if not saying a bad word or anything.

Anti-doping hero my ****.
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27 May 2016 22:26

Why was David Millar not in a Swiss court room on April 27th defending clean cycling?

Millar too busy counting his money, ringing his agent, polishing his Maserati etc etc, Anti doping yeah in image only.
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28 May 2016 00:13

Benotti69 wrote:Why was David Millar not in a Swiss court room on April 27th defending clean cycling?


Afraid someone might ask him about HGH use in 2010.
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Re:

30 May 2016 05:39

Benotti69 wrote:Why was David Millar not in a Swiss court room on April 27th defending clean cycling?

Millar too busy counting his money, ringing his agent, polishing his Maserati etc etc, Anti doping yeah in image only.


polishing his maserati,

wot a phenomenal euphemism.

i just went out to spearmint rhino for some gentlemens entertainment and i went home afterwards to polish my maserati but i had had a few too many laphraoigs and i could not do the onanisms
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