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19 Mar 2017 20:44

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Beech Mtn wrote:A lot of the comments to the articles on the CN main page sound just like the astroturfed comments that Lance's PR team bought for when he went down. Almost word-for-word arguments. UK Postal just keeps on following the model.

I feel sorry for people who don't believe in miracles. I feel sorry for people who believe those arguments are real.


Something tells me that DB is not going away without hoisting the middle finger. If Paris-Nice and Milan-San Remo are indicators, we should all be looking forward to the Giro with a fully transformed Geeeee Man, and, of course, Le Tour. Froomie is going to go thermonuclear. It goes without saying he will win the Maillot Jaune, but for good measure, I expect him to add the Green Jersey, the Polka Dot Jersey, and cap it off with a winning sprint on the Champs-Élysées, blowing away Cavendish, Sagan, Greipel, and Kittel in fully seated washing-machine-spinning rocket mode.

In all seriousness I can see Froome going crazy on the final lap in Paris a lá Vino/Hinault.
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Re: Re:

20 Mar 2017 02:05

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JosephK wrote:
Beech Mtn wrote:A lot of the comments to the articles on the CN main page sound just like the astroturfed comments that Lance's PR team bought for when he went down. Almost word-for-word arguments. UK Postal just keeps on following the model.

I feel sorry for people who don't believe in miracles. I feel sorry for people who believe those arguments are real.


Something tells me that DB is not going away without hoisting the middle finger. If Paris-Nice and Milan-San Remo are indicators, we should all be looking forward to the Giro with a fully transformed Geeeee Man, and, of course, Le Tour. Froomie is going to go thermonuclear. It goes without saying he will win the Maillot Jaune, but for good measure, I expect him to add the Green Jersey, the Polka Dot Jersey, and cap it off with a winning sprint on the Champs-Élysées, blowing away Cavendish, Sagan, Greipel, and Kittel in fully seated washing-machine-spinning rocket mode.

In all seriousness I can see Froome going crazy on the final lap in Paris a lá Vino/Hinault.


this is a fundamtental misreading of #TeamSky's JohNash gametheory doping.

Everyone is like JTL and does their diffused own responsibility doping, the era from bringing it inside the team has been quashed, riders need to manage their own enhancement and supply/logistics,

this #gametheory allows the team plausible deniability.

as my neologism is, implausible undeniability[sic]

effectively, nothing has changed, but everything has changed.

Edita Rumsas does the job of the USPS doctors.

ok, you can say Leinders, Cope etc...

for one rider. No more. The programs are diffused, this allows the teams to defuse risk, and to deny.
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21 Mar 2017 23:59

irondan Dan I found it, you can take a deep breath, gollum is safe.
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22 Mar 2017 00:09

The thread title should be changed appropriately, it's confusing looking for DB
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22 Mar 2017 00:53

Dan2016 wrote:The thread title should be changed appropriately, it's confusing looking for DB


wot u say?

"SDB or Gollum - you choose? the official thread"
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22 Mar 2017 01:21

blackcat wrote:irondan Dan I found it, you can take a deep breath, gollum is safe.

Phew... close call eh? :)
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22 Mar 2017 01:22

Dan2016 wrote:The thread title should be changed appropriately, it's confusing looking for DB

Yes, I can certainly see how difficult and confusing it must be to do a search for "Dave Brailsford" with the returning results being "Dave Brailsford - cycling genius"... :rolleyes:

I'll see what I can do to make it simpler. :D
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22 Mar 2017 01:26

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Dan2016 wrote:The thread title should be changed appropriately, it's confusing looking for DB


wot u say?

"SDB or Gollum - you choose? the official thread"


You suggesting ''...the official thread''? Yeah do it. The moniker SDB should be banishes, a dead dreamses. Gollum. Gollum...
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Re: Re:

22 Mar 2017 01:28

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Dan2016 wrote:The thread title should be changed appropriately, it's confusing looking for DB

Yes, I can certainly see how difficult and confusing it must be to do a search for "Dave Brailsford" with the returning results being "Dave Brailsford - cycling genius"... :rolleyes:

I'll see what I can do to make it simpler. :D


Cheers Dan. Just ''Gollum'' would make it loads easier. Need a bit of sense around here. :D
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22 Mar 2017 07:43

"Dave Brailsford - cycling genius" to "Dave Brailsford" ... marginal gains people, marginal gains ...yoúr cpu will thank you for it.
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Re: Dave Brailsford - cycling genius

22 Mar 2017 18:36

I believed Dave Brailsford when he said that the 'Jiffy Bag' contained Fluimucil. If Dave said it was Fluimucil then you betta it was Fluimucil, as Dr Freeman told him it was Fluimucil for a nebuliser.
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Re: Re:

22 Mar 2017 19:09

Dan2016 wrote:
blackcat wrote:
Dan2016 wrote:The thread title should be changed appropriately, it's confusing looking for DB


wot u say?

"SDB or Gollum - you choose? the official thread"


You suggesting ''...the official thread''? Yeah do it. The moniker SDB should be banishes, a dead dreamses. Gollum. Gollum...

Image
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Re: Dave Brailsford - cycling genius

22 Mar 2017 19:19

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davey boy ya told me you would be doing everything differently

...........is the difference having all bases covered and not getting

caught?

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Re: Dave Brailsford - cycling genius

22 Mar 2017 19:30

ebandit wrote:Image

davey boy ya told me you would be doing everything differently

...........is the difference having all bases covered and not getting

caught?

Mark L

WOW bandit!

welcome back. Nice art work.
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Re: Dave Brailsford - cycling genius

22 Mar 2017 19:46

ebandit wrote:Image

davey boy ya told me you would be doing everything differently

...........is the difference having all bases covered and not getting

caught?

Mark L


:D

That's very funny and very nicely done.

I wish I knew how to do that stuff, endless hours could be wasted in absurdist humour...
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Re: Dave Brailsford - cycling genius

22 Mar 2017 19:57

Dan2016 wrote:
ebandit wrote:Image

davey boy ya told me you would be doing everything differently

...........is the difference having all bases covered and not getting

caught?

Mark L


:D

That's very funny and very nicely done.

I wish I knew how to do that stuff, endless hours could be wasted in absurdist humour...


yeah, SDB aka gollum is pretty sexy in that Tom Hanks cast away modesty apron, is pretty darn sexy innit
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22 Mar 2017 20:05

It's very erotic. And his hair! Have you seen his hair? O.M.F.G
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Re: Dave Brailsford - cycling genius

22 Mar 2017 20:17

Party in the front and back. :surprised:
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22 Mar 2017 20:20

Moving on please.... :rolleyes:
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23 Mar 2017 00:25

Irondan wrote:Moving on please.... :rolleyes:

yes folks, please recommence talking about the genius of SDB.
good moderation Irondan.
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