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10 Mar 2017 19:37

i guess SDB didn't lose his laptop on holiday with everyone's doping recorded on it.

I bet he has numerous HDs backed up in several secure locations.
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10 Mar 2017 20:36

Dan2016 wrote:Anti-doping (and the sporting media) are part of maintaining a kind of tangential thread of social narratives about sporting mythos: purety, honour, courage, integrity etc. you forgot fairplay, sportsmanship, example to the kids heheheh



i forgot, perhaps the most ruthless act of all from Lance.

cuckolding[sic] Basso.
ok, so he deinitely cuckolded Hamilton and did engage in coitus with Haven Parchinski, Tyler's wife. yes mods, this is relevant to the damn post.
he also had his way with Ivan Basso's white belt jeans wearing sister of Ivan, Elisa Basso, wife of Eddy Mazzoleni the Saeco and Lampre rider.

but, at the TdF when Ivan was on Sky, circa 2003. When Basso was threatening GC. Basso got news his mother had cancer. Lance used this to arrange a hook-up with the best American oncologists at Indiana U when he got his treatment. This was not a quid pro quo, LA had recruited his most recent cuckold[sic]*

do a member search on this forum, <Basso> member: D Queued (or D-Queued) whatever Dave's handle is....
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10 Mar 2017 20:42

Dan2016 wrote:
blackcat wrote:James Murdoch has the power, Gollum is just a follicly challenged middle-aged curmudgeon who speaks in corporate speak, newspeak, wiesel words, and cant.


:lol:
Gollum! Ha! Love it, I'll never be able to look at him the same again.


I have a mash-up somewhere he, but since is was prolly 6 or 7 years back, it has prolly disappeared into the ether

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10 Mar 2017 20:45

found it
blackcat wrote:+ a kighthood.

for gollum

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10 Mar 2017 20:53

rick james wrote:
Benotti69 wrote:There might be a lot real urine thrown this July, not just the marginal gain urine but super strong stuff!!!!!

do you think people are right to throw pee at cyclist?


here is a counter-factual, which opens up more questions.

do you think people are right to lie about tifosi throwing(tossing) urine at cyclists?
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10 Mar 2017 21:00

B_Ugli wrote:Image Dave Brailsford

Image Bjarne Riis

Triamcinilone makes you go bald


jowly brailsford is on a truckload of those youth and vanity drugs. I suspect, lipotropin for starters, then a shedload of other exogenous hormones and peptides.

Yaco, they also did this in the Essendon embroglio.

It is quite simple for an experienced person to see faces hewn of intrafaicial tissue, of skin like a 16yo, the vanity peptides. Easy to spot.

This is from about 7 years ago. Before he had indulged in the heavy strenght vanity peptides, the jowls are proof. He may have already started on testo, but I see not visual evidence. I just see jowls. Now I see the skin and bone-structure exposed, like an attractive jaw/cheekboned male model of 23, yet on an ugly middle-aged gollum. The juxtposition is disconcerting. unless you are a jrr tolkien fan.
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10 Mar 2017 21:12

rick james wrote:
Benotti69 wrote:There might be a lot real urine thrown this July, not just the marginal gain urine but super strong stuff!!!!!

do you think people are right to throw pee at cyclist?


Nope i don't but i think those that lie and cheat to fans better beware.

I wouldn't throw urine. I just ignore Sky and their sponsors.
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10 Mar 2017 21:21

jowly SDB a decade ago innit
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10 Mar 2017 21:32

blackcat wrote:
B_Ugli wrote:Image Dave Brailsford

Image Bjarne Riis

Triamcinilone makes you go bald


jowly brailsford is on a truckload of those youth and vanity drugs. I suspect, lipotropin for starters, then a shedload of other exogenous hormones and peptides.

Yaco, they also did this in the Essendon embroglio.

It is quite simple for an experienced person to see faces hewn of intrafaicial tissue, of skin like a 16yo, the vanity peptides. Easy to spot.

This is from about 7 years ago. Before he had indulged in the heavy strenght vanity peptides, the jowls are proof. He may have already started on testo, but I see not visual evidence. I just see jowls. Now I see the skin and bone-structure exposed, like an attractive jaw/cheekboned male model of 23, yet on an ugly middle-aged gollum. The juxtposition is disconcerting. unless you are a jrr tolkien fan.
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10 Mar 2017 21:36

What are these vanity peptides and where do you get 'em?
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10 Mar 2017 21:39

blackcat wrote:found it
blackcat wrote:+ a kighthood.

for gollum

my precious
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:lol:

I don't know why I find Brailsford Gollum so funny but it's hilarious.
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10 Mar 2017 22:08

It appears BC got nearly 80 million in funding and Brailsford was the man in charge of it all.

I wonder what forensic actuaries would find........
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10 Mar 2017 23:12

Dan2016 wrote:What are these vanity peptides and where do you get 'em?


hollywood
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11 Mar 2017 11:28

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/dave-brailsford-says-he-will-not-quit-team-sky/
"My thoughts are about what’s good for the team and what’s right."
Yeah ...
"For heaven's sake man, go!" :D
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11 Mar 2017 11:47

Robert5091 wrote:http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/dave-brailsford-says-he-will-not-quit-team-sky/
"My thoughts are about what’s good for the team and what’s right."
Yeah ...
"For heaven's sake man, go!" :D


James Murdoch, come on down
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11 Mar 2017 11:48

Benotti69 wrote:It appears BC got nearly 80 million in funding and Brailsford was the man in charge of it all.

I wonder what forensic actuaries would find........
I got none of it. la pussie noir got jack $hit innit
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12 Mar 2017 19:36

A quote that might interest Brailsford and others...

“Nothing can ever touch the purity of what we accomplished now. Nothing can ever change it” - Johan Bruyneel, 2007

:D
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13 Mar 2017 11:51

Faint belated response from CF
http://www.bbc.com/sport/cycling/39254063

"I would like to apologise for this on behalf of myself and the other riders of Team Sky who feel passionately about our sport and winning clean. I believe in the people around me, and what we are doing."

What kind of apology is that? - hardly contrite, admitting nothing. boooh
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TourOfSardinia wrote:Faint belated response from CF
http://www.bbc.com/sport/cycling/39254063

"I would like to apologise for this on behalf of myself and the other riders of Team Sky who feel passionately about our sport and winning clean. I believe in the people around me, and what we are doing."

What kind of apology is that? - hardly contrite, admitting nothing. boooh


"we like our credibility"
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13 Mar 2017 13:58

Honor amongst thiefs...nice
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