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23 Jan 2016 20:12

hrotha wrote:
buckle wrote:Didn't Rasmussen claim he was having affair to explain his missed dope tests?

Yes, but come on, that's semi-believable by this thread's standards. Contaminated EPO rain!!!


yeaah, chemtrails,baby!
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11 Feb 2016 17:58

It wasn't my bike!!!
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08 Mar 2016 13:01

It was for my 'magnesium deficiency'.
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08 Mar 2016 13:20

heart problems

Family history of diabetes
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08 Mar 2016 13:31

Benotti69 wrote:heart problems

Family history of diabetes


Didn't read the email from the governing body....
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08 Mar 2016 22:28

i,ve been on that stuff for ten years already.
why should i stop now? not fair! :mad:
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03 Apr 2016 04:29

Leukemans claimed coitus interruptus for his elevated t:e ratio/positive testosterone test.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/doctors-deny-leukemans-sex-life-responsible-for-test/
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29 Apr 2016 10:50

....administrative error............................(yates)

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29 Apr 2016 13:40

Alien abduction - for future riders
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29 Apr 2016 14:08

Di Luca..."yeah, I did it!"

How's that for an excuse? Said, hey, only way to compete and win. Now that is a great excuse.
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29 Apr 2016 14:39

zigmeister wrote:Di Luca..."yeah, I did it!"

How's that for an excuse? Said, hey, only way to compete and win. Now that is a great excuse.


He'll still never have to pay for a drink in his home town...
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29 Apr 2016 19:00

Oldermanish wrote:
zigmeister wrote:Di Luca..."yeah, I did it!"

How's that for an excuse? Said, hey, only way to compete and win. Now that is a great excuse.


He'll still never have to pay for a drink in his home town...



Even better. Cheers!!
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22 May 2016 15:23

Random statement said by Gazprom-Rusvelo's Foliforov or Firsanov after Giro's stage 15.
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23 May 2016 00:33

Martin wrote:Random statement said by Gazprom-Rusvelo's Foliforov or Firsanov after Giro's stage 15.


Meldonium contaminated steak knife.
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14 Aug 2016 09:40



especially the near dead skeleton skinny yellow runners using cycling as badhzilla recovery therapy
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15 Aug 2016 03:24

Danekova (Bulgarian steeplechaser) - my doctor gave me a bunch of stuff that isn't CERA and that's how I tested positive for CERA

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15 Aug 2016 06:55

Danekova's excuse isn't that unbelievable when looking at doping excuses as a whole, feels legit in a world of truely unbelievable doping excuses :D
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02 Jan 2017 02:00

I had allergies? :rolleyes:
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