24 Hours From Tulsa
"OMG, Tulsa, what are you gonna do when Gene gets here???!!"
Is There Life On Mars?
"Oh yeah, and NASA knows all about it; the moon too!"
Have You Ever Been To Electric Ladyland?
"No, but lots of dudes have asked me to the male, ahem, equivalent. I needed stitches afterwards"
Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon
"Gee, it was easy getting away with that stuff in the 70's, huh."
Why Don't We Do It In The Road?
"Paul, honey, it's 2016 - everyone will be watching us on Periscope."
Damn Right I Got The Blues
"It's really not your color - I'm thinking black with white polka dots."
Come Together/As You Are
"I don't need to be told twice!"
Three Times A Lady
"I have no idea what that means but I get disturbing thoughts of Lionel Ritchie everytime I hear it."
Welcome To My World
"Shake hands with beef."
Shake Hands With Beef
"Welcome to my world."