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Answers to questions posed by the titles of songs…

26 Aug 2016 05:37

e.g.
Q: Have You Ever Seen the Rain?
A: Of course I have I'm British.

Q: Do You Know the Way to San Jose?
A: Yes, I have a GPS.
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26 Aug 2016 07:50

Is this the way to Amarillo?

F*£@ off!
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26 Aug 2016 09:53

Should I stay or should I go?

Stop dithering
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26 Aug 2016 10:48

'Is it Love you're after?'

Love of course, now get your knickers off, Linda... Lorna? Whatever.
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26 Aug 2016 19:00

"Where does my heart beat now?"--Celine Dion.

The same place it always has--in your fcuking chest.
Now please make it stop.
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26 Aug 2016 21:26

"When will I see you again?"

9am Monday, we work together.




"Isn't She Lovely?"

I prefer brunettes myself.




"Is you is or is you ain't my baby?"

No mother. I have not been describable as a baby for about 45 years.



"Do you want to be in my gang?"

What? A bunch of paedophiles? No, defnitely not.
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26 Aug 2016 21:51

'Can you tell me where my country lies?'

- In bankruptcy.

'What you gonna do when you get out of jail?'

- Find a way back in. The food was delicious.
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26 Aug 2016 22:10

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"

Errrr, sure, why not, but why are you talking to me in the vous form?
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26 Aug 2016 22:53

Do They Owe Us A Living? Depends on your political beliefs.
Are 'Friends' Electric? No, they aren't an adequate substitute for real companionship.
What Time Is Love? 11:15, approximately.
What Difference Does It Make? Depends on what to - it's made a significant difference to your bank balance, Morrissey...
Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn't Have Fallen In Love With)? But of course, we wouldn't be human...
Wouldn't It Be Nice? Age comes soon enough, and once you're older you'll regret wishing your youth away.
(What's so Funny 'bout) Peace, Love and Understanding? It's not the concepts that are funny, it's your naïveté, Elvis.
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27 Aug 2016 00:19

Who put the bomp?

Friend of mine, actually - want me to introduce you some time?
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27 Aug 2016 00:25

Q; Why does it always rain on me?
A: 'Cause you're a ****.
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27 Aug 2016 10:36

Christian wrote:Who put the bomp?

Friend of mine, actually - want me to introduce you some time?


And because you let them get away with that act of recklessness without having a word, they went and let the dogs out.
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27 Aug 2016 15:30

Q: What is life?
Ans: Well, apparently it is cycling and it's forum.
Testing the bounds of reality.
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27 Aug 2016 22:10

How Will I Know? (Whitney Houston)

When he's willing to wear a condom, that's when!
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28 Aug 2016 00:09

Q: Are you gonna go my way?
A: Maybe, what's in it for me?
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28 Aug 2016 21:01

Q: Is There Anybody Out There?
A: Probably some place in the universe
Question: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immoveable object? Answer: Fabian Cancellara wins.
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29 Aug 2016 01:08

Whip It...Devo
same as the question.. Whip it good!!
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29 Aug 2016 04:13

What, no one's asked "Who let the dogs out?"

Probably whoever left the gate open...


'Am I ever gonna see your face again?'

No way, get f**ked, f**k off!

*(probably not understood by non-Aussies)
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29 Aug 2016 09:00

"What's it all about, Alfie?"

It's about a young womanising man who leads a self-centred life, until events force him to question his uncaring behaviour and his priorities.
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02 Sep 2016 22:06

The every U2 question is the same question version.Only one song title, though, I fudged the rules a bit.

Did I disappoint you or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
Yes, yes you did.

Who's gonna ride your wild horses?
Someone else. There's plenty of dudes out there.

Who's gonna take the place of me?
Anyone. Just about anyone at this point.

Who's gonna tame the heart of thee?
Not you, dude.

Oh, maybe tonight,I will be with you again?
Just let it go, dude.

Is it getting better, or do you feel the same?
Nah, still the same.

If I crawl, if I come crawling home, will you be there?
No. This shouldn't be this hard to understand.

Ain't love the sweetest thing?
Nah, just annoying, dude.

What more in the name of love?
How about getting a life.

How long must we sing this song?
Until you stop. Please stop.
"Christmas is tomorrow... Let's get in the break." - Matt Hayman, 4/9/16
"What a strange illusion it is to suppose that beauty is goodness." - Tolstoy
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