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New marketing opportunities for Chris Horner

16 Sep 2013 01:56

I'm sure well all love cycling here, so we should all help new hero Chris find avenues to leverage his success.

I'll start with a few suggestions.

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User avatar Moose McKnuckles
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16 Sep 2013 02:09

Start using Advanced Hair Studio for hair loss treatments. Plenty of sports people like Austin Healey in rugby and Shane Warne in cricket have got opportunities off that.

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16 Sep 2013 02:12

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16 Sep 2013 02:13

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16 Sep 2013 08:38

campaign:
[SIZE="7"]40 is the new 20[/SIZE]

Books:
[SIZE="5"]You don't need to be young to win[/SIZE]
[SIZE="6"]The answer is 41[/SIZE]
[SIZE="7"]How to get 367% return[/SIZE]

Brands:
[SIZE="4"]Just do it!
Priceless!
[/SIZE]
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16 Sep 2013 11:32

Horner could be the main act in a modern day freakshow circus:

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We will put Horner up against the worlds strongest child:

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going up the Alpe on simulation bikes on stage.

Tickets will be sold as hot cakes, guaranteed.
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16 Sep 2013 11:37

A Stannah Stairlift but instead of sitting down you have to be standing as you go up the stairs.
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16 Sep 2013 12:14

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Re: New marketing opportunities for Chris Horner

12 Sep 2017 04:25

Hey guys, just wondering, whatever happened to Chris Horner?
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Re: New marketing opportunities for Chris Horner

12 Sep 2017 12:53

joe_papp wrote:Hey guys, just wondering, whatever happened to Chris Horner?


Even though he was never found to have visited the clinic after his Vuelta win, after signing with Lampre for a year in 2014, no serious team would touch him, so:

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Re:

12 Sep 2017 18:58

gooner wrote:Start using Advanced Hair Studio for hair loss treatments. Plenty of sports people like Austin Healey in rugby and Shane Warne in cricket have got opportunities off that.

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i think the joke would work better without the introduction, but that's only my own opinion.
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