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07 Aug 2009 05:26

[color="DarkRed"]WARNING: Don't bother with this thread unless you're feeling a little frivolous :)[/color]

We all know which riders are the best climbers, tallest, wealthiest, oldest, fastest sprinters, etc. Personality traits are less quantifiable, so I'm putting these up for discussion - feel free to suggest alternatives and/or add others :)

Ballsiest = Robbie McEwen
Bravest = Kenny van Hummel (based only on TDF performance)
Craftiest = Lance Armstrong
Crankiest = any of a number of bike tossers
Creepiest = Michael Rasmussen
Fiercest = Jens Voigt
Funniest = Jens Voigt
Likeable-est = Jens Voigt
Loneliest = Cadel Evans
Scariest = Jens Voigt
Sexiest = Fabian Cancellara
Shyest = Denis Menchov
Toughest = Stuart O'Grady
Virile-est = Jens Voigt
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07 Aug 2009 05:43

TrudyTas wrote:[color="DarkRed"]WARNING: Don't bother with this thread unless you're feeling a little frivolous :)[/color]

We all know which riders are the best climbers, tallest, wealthiest, oldest, fastest sprinters, etc. Personality traits are less quantifiable, so I'm putting these up for discussion - feel free to suggest alternatives and/or add others :)

Ballsiest = Robbie McEwen
Bravest = Kenny van Hummel (based only on TDF performance)
Craftiest = Lance Armstrong
Crankiest = any of a number of bike tossers
Creepiest = Michael Rasmussen
Fiercest = Jens Voigt
Funniest = Jens Voigt
Likeable-est = Jens Voigt
Loneliest = Cadel Evans
Scariest = Jens Voigt
Sexiest = Fabian Cancellara
Shyest = Denis Menchov
Toughest = Stuart O'Grady
Virile-est = Jens Voigt


Uhm....Wants to have Jens Voigt's baby= ?
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07 Aug 2009 05:48

TrudyTas wrote:Crankiest = any of a number of bike tossers


Is that someone who throws their bike (ala David Millar), or the other type of tosser (ala David Millar)?
Most people's signatures are a stupid waste of time, just like this one.
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07 Aug 2009 06:08

badboyberty wrote:Is that someone who throws their bike (ala David Millar), or the other type of tosser (ala David Millar)?


I was thinking of the former ...
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07 Aug 2009 08:32

TrudyTas wrote:[color="DarkRed"]WARNING: Don't bother with this thread unless you're feeling a little frivolous :)[/color]

We all know which riders are the best climbers, tallest, wealthiest, oldest, fastest sprinters, etc. Personality traits are less quantifiable, so I'm putting these up for discussion - feel free to suggest alternatives and/or add others :)

Ballsiest = Robbie McEwen
Bravest = Kenny van Hummel (based only on TDF performance)
Craftiest = Lance Armstrong
Crankiest = any of a number of bike tossers
Creepiest = Michael Rasmussen
Fiercest = Jens Voigt
Funniest = Jens Voigt
Likeable-est = Jens Voigt
Loneliest = Cadel Evans
Scariest = Jens Voigt
Sexiest = Fabian Cancellara
Shyest = Denis Menchov
Toughest = Stuart O'Grady
Virile-est = Jens Voigt


I LOL'd :o

Most Bad A$S = Bos
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07 Aug 2009 08:37

TrudyTas wrote:[color="DarkRed"]WARNING: Don't bother with this thread unless you're feeling a little frivolous :)[/color]

We all know which riders are the best climbers, tallest, wealthiest, oldest, fastest sprinters, etc. Personality traits are less quantifiable, so I'm putting these up for discussion - feel free to suggest alternatives and/or add others :)

Ballsiest = Robbie McEwen
Bravest = Kenny van Hummel (based only on TDF performance)
Craftiest = Lance Armstrong
Crankiest = any of a number of bike tossers
Creepiest = Michael Rasmussen
Fiercest = Jens Voigt
Funniest = Jens Voigt
Likeable-est = Jens Voigt
Loneliest = Cadel Evans
Scariest = Jens Voigt
Sexiest = Fabian Cancellara
Shyest = Denis Menchov
Toughest = Stuart O'Grady
Virile-est = Jens Voigt


agree
except substitite Emilia Fahlin eveywhere you have Voigt & Fabian

:D
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07 Aug 2009 08:39

Timmy-loves-Rabo wrote:I LOL'd :o

Most Bad A$S = Bos


Best A$$ also Fahlin
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07 Aug 2009 09:33

Timmy-loves-Rabo wrote:I LOL'd :o

Most Bad A$S = Bos


Not bad a$$, just a$$.
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07 Aug 2009 09:34

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07 Aug 2009 09:53

anubisza wrote:Not bad a$$, just a$$.


Change that bad to a best and you'd be right on the money with Bos.
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07 Aug 2009 10:20



I like :D craziest = Dave Zabriskie
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07 Aug 2009 10:22

hmmmmm

Ballsiest = di luca
Bravest = vinokourov
Craftiest = rasmussen
Crankiest = la
Creepiest = any basque ;p
Fiercest = Jens Voigt
Funniest = zabriskie
Likeable-est = de jongh
Loneliest = ricco
Scariest = most riders after roubaix (faces of meth pt.2)
Sexiest = asked my wife: petacchi, f schleck, canc and boonen
Shyest = van hummel (always so far back)
Toughest = vansummeren
Virile-est = cancellara
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07 Aug 2009 10:25

ak-zaaf wrote:hmmmmm

Virile-est = cancellara


He hasn't got more kids than Jens, has he??? ;)
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07 Aug 2009 10:36

TrudyTas wrote:He hasn't got more kids than Jens, has he??? ;)


jens has 5 kids at home.
canc has 24 kids in 17 different countries :)
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07 Aug 2009 12:06

TrudyTas wrote:He hasn't got more kids than Jens, has he??? ;)


Cancellara is so virile that children spring fully formed from his mighty thighs, like Zeus giving birth to Dionysus.
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07 Aug 2009 12:14

Cartesian Centaur wrote:Cancellara is so virile that children spring fully formed from his mighty thighs, like Zeus giving birth to Dionysus.


and that settles the famous 'yahoo! answers' question: "how is babby formed?"
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07 Aug 2009 12:17

Cartesian Centaur wrote:Cancellara is so virile that children spring fully formed from his mighty thighs, like Zeus giving birth to Dionysus.


:D So, that's why they call him Spartacus! :D
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07 Aug 2009 12:20

ak-zaaf wrote:and that settles the famous 'yahoo! answers' question: "how is babby formed?"


Unfortunately it sheds no light on the equally pressing question of "how girl get pragnent?"
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07 Aug 2009 17:00

ak-zaaf wrote:hmmmmm

Ballsiest = di luca



What about Ricco or Cav
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07 Aug 2009 18:05

Most Likely to Succeed: Taylor Phinney
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