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15 Sep 2009 12:33

Mark Cavendish was seen with Miss Scotland the other day to send off 100 riders taking part in the Right to Play Edinburgh to London Challenge Ride.

Now the game is to caption what Mr Cavendish would have said to Miss Scotland. :D:p:rolleyes:

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Photo by: Peter Kelly

Ok, ill start:

Cav to Miss Scotland: 'Will you be my lead-out man' or 'lead-out men ride on the drops'
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15 Sep 2009 16:50

Cav to Miss Scotland: "Is any good that Sram gruppo?"
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15 Sep 2009 16:54

Cav to MisScotland: "Wanna sprint me to the next telephone pole?"
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15 Sep 2009 20:41

"Nice legs! Wanna join our train?"
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15 Sep 2009 20:50

Cav to Miss Scotland: Show me your ti.. ti.. ti.. time trialing position...

OR

Cav to Miss Scotland: Your kit isn't very aero, you should come back to my place and I'll hook you up...

OR

Cav to Miss Scotland: What's your cycling computer say? 8 mph? Haha I can go way faster than you, loser.
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15 Sep 2009 21:10

Cav to Ms Scotland: 8PM room 345, and don't forget the Haggis and baby oil.
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15 Sep 2009 21:53

Cav to Miss S: It's OK, they will airbrush out the stabilisers...
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15 Sep 2009 22:06

she looks more like drew barrymore to me..

shouldnt she be in the babes on bikes section?

drew barrymore to cav "are they padded shorts or are you pleased to see me"
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15 Sep 2009 22:11

Cav: You look a bit wobbly on that bike...do you ride for Silence-Lotto, by any chance?
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15 Sep 2009 22:23

Image

Walkies!
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15 Sep 2009 22:26

Race Radio wrote:Image

Walkies!


We have a winner! :D
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15 Sep 2009 22:37

Cav: You don't mind if I draft you a bit ? I'm feeling a bit worn...
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16 Sep 2009 03:39

Nice legs, shame about the face.
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16 Sep 2009 03:52

I'm sure he said something but with that accent who would have listened?
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16 Sep 2009 05:39

Cav: what I said before about being a fast finisher, I meant in my profession, you know; not like when you'd do something else.

Miss Scotland: whatever...where's that tall, good looking American Tyler? I like guys with red hair.
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16 Sep 2009 08:04

Oldman wrote:Cav: what I said before about being a fast finisher, I meant in my profession, you know; not like when you'd do something else.

Miss Scotland: whatever...where's that tall, good looking American Tyler? I like guys with red hair.


She's Scottish! UK girls dont dig the ginger too much I can attest to that.

Although I still like the caption :)
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16 Sep 2009 08:06

Cav: I won the Milan San Remo this year, don't you know.
Soct: Is that a nightclub?
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16 Sep 2009 08:47

Ibanez wrote:Cav: I won the Milan San Remo this year, don't you know.
Soct: Is that a nightclub?


This one gets my vote! :D

I can only imagine him trying to explain just how amazing that is...and her literally not listening to, nor understanding, a word of it...(most of us can attest to this while trying explain this passion of ours to our signficant others...:o)
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16 Sep 2009 12:13

Cav: So did you hear about the blond that ...
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16 Sep 2009 12:51

Cav: I might be a fast finisher on the bike, but not in bed:D
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