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29 Jan 2013 13:25

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Lady: OMG OMG Greipel just won another stage in TDU.
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29 Jan 2013 15:14

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A rider in Cav's new contract:
During fan photo ops i) fat dudes must line up on my left, ii) pretty young ladies must line up on my right, iii) I will only steer right.
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30 Jan 2013 09:08

insideout leadout wrote:Lady: OMG OMG Greipel just won another stage in TDU.


lol!

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Becca: This guy is hilarious ... a couple months ago he told me he would leave the team, I said that is almost as hilarious as if someone put Xipamide in your hot coco!!!
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30 Jan 2013 12:22

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Lady: OMG OMG Greipel just won another stage in TDU.


Radio popular commentator - aqui viene Alberto Contador !!!!!!!
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The Father of Clean Cycling, Christophe Bassons wrote:When I look at cycling today, I get the impression that history is repeating itself: riders who are supposed to be rouleurs are climbing passes at the front of the race, and those who are supposed to be climbers are riding time trials at more than 50 kilometres per hour.

The story is beginning again, just as it did 14 years ago


journalist with integrity.
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31 Jan 2013 22:36

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31 Jan 2013 22:37

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LA, "I'm beside myself with remorse...."
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31 Jan 2013 22:49

Cheating on your diet? Try Lance, a la carte.

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31 Jan 2013 23:06

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"If we kidnap him do you think the British would trade him for the Falkland Islands?"
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01 Feb 2013 01:01

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/funepics/Lance_Armstrong_1664732a.jpg

Lance was always asking for head. So Floyd gave him what he wanted.
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01 Feb 2013 01:04



Lance's new charity is called HeadStrong. Raising awareness about character decapitation by going on Oprah.
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And I justified the drugs by saying- well since I'm missing a head,I'm only making things even.
The Hitch: Winner 2013 Vuelta cq game. Winner, Velorooms prediction game 2012, 2013. 2nd all time cq rankings.
The Father of Clean Cycling, Christophe Bassons wrote:When I look at cycling today, I get the impression that history is repeating itself: riders who are supposed to be rouleurs are climbing passes at the front of the race, and those who are supposed to be climbers are riding time trials at more than 50 kilometres per hour.

The story is beginning again, just as it did 14 years ago


journalist with integrity.
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01 Feb 2013 12:37

1) In Hollywood's 2013 remake of "Westworld" robot Lance goes crazy and has to be decommissioned.

2) One err... fact thing that Ed Coyle didn't report on Lance.....he had really big arteries in his wrists


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01 Feb 2013 14:30

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[SIZE="4"]Truth behind Armstrong's Tour victories revealed[/SIZE]

In a shocking turn of events it has been revealed that Lance Armstrong won his seven Tour victories, recently removed from the statistics, not through the use of drugs, which has been previously believed, but through the use of life-like cyborgs.

"I only ever rode the last stage." He reveals in an interview.
It has reached my attention that some people seem to think I would make a good mod.
Forget it! It's not gonna happen. EVER!
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02 Feb 2013 14:41



Should have quit while he was a head.
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03 Feb 2013 02:29

FitSsikS wrote:LA, "I'm beside myself with remorse...."


Post of the day right there. Brilliant.

Props to Caruut too. Some funny people here.
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03 Feb 2013 06:42

Moose McKnuckles wrote:Post of the day right there.



Hands down
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03 Feb 2013 22:57

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04 Feb 2013 08:08

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Working 9 to 5 looks like hell, he must be looking forward to 3 weeks off in July.
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04 Feb 2013 14:15

To their horror many people leave the buffet table and find themselves without a fork.

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04 Feb 2013 14:45

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BB: "Here's an American tradition for you Sirs, I'll throw this bouquet and whoever catches it, will become the next yellow jersey!"
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