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13 Jul 2014 02:21

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If I post in The Clinic while I'm racing, they'll never suspect it's actually coming from me."
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13 Jul 2014 19:59

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Look. Look OGE-bus. I can too!
I've long been a bit confused by the fact that CAS can refer to both:
Court of Arbritation for Sport.
and Chris Anker Sørensen.
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14 Jul 2014 10:16

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"Here you ride away as if you're a little bunny being chased by Froome.." :D
"The second place is not good."
The great Alberto Contador :p
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14 Jul 2014 12:15

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So Berto, we removed Froome from our list before stage 5, and of course the baby Schleck before that. Who would you like to destroy today?
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14 Jul 2014 12:17

LaFlorecita wrote:Image



So Berto, we removed Froome from our list before stage 5, and of course the baby Schleck before that. Who would you like to destroy today?
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15 Jul 2014 00:41

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Riders behind: "F*ck you Peter."
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15 Jul 2014 11:46

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According to Apple maps I am on the Champs-Élysées...
I was awarded 'Most Aggressive Rider of the Day', generally given to the most spectacular loser of the day.

― David Millar, Racing Through the Dark
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15 Jul 2014 17:23

Don't be late Pedro wrote:According to Apple maps I am on the Champs-Élysées...


Funny! :)
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17 Jul 2014 20:34

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Vino attacks everyone describes Benjamin Noval:
it says, AC will win the tour, but he has no idea on the amount of time he will win it with (which is fair, since he is only the god of feast and drink, not time and space)
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21 Jul 2014 00:49

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"I know that quarter I dropped a few months back is here somewhere."
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21 Jul 2014 03:10

Beech Mtn wrote:Image

Alberto: Right before I dropped Wigans on the Verbier I told him I started using those crazy, L shaped pillows!

Andy: I told Eisel and Rogers that Fabian threatened to switch our pineapple juice with Stuey's samples!
How to ride like a Tour champion!

proof noun (SHOWING TRUTH)

B2 [C or U] a fact or piece of information that shows that something exists or is true

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dict...ritish/proof_1


evidence noun [U] uk /ˈev.ɪ.dəns/ us

B2 one or more reasons for believing that something is or is not true

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dict...itish/evidence
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21 Jul 2014 03:12

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Bauer: "Now wait a second Marty, Jens said that the '98 GAN team's stash should be buried right about.... here"

Elmiger: "Give it up Jack, we've all searched, it's just a legend!"

Bauer: "But JV says its real! And that the rider who finds it gets teflon coated for all time, ALL TIME!"
How to ride like a Tour champion!

proof noun (SHOWING TRUTH)

B2 [C or U] a fact or piece of information that shows that something exists or is true

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dict...ritish/proof_1


evidence noun [U] uk /ˈev.ɪ.dəns/ us

B2 one or more reasons for believing that something is or is not true

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dict...itish/evidence
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27 Jul 2014 16:36

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"Mom! You'll never guess where I am! I'm at the Tour de FRAAAAAAAAAGH!!"
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31 Jul 2014 01:14

"If she falls, there is a chance her head will go right into my lap"
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31 Jul 2014 15:23

'Save me'.

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31 Jul 2014 18:48

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It's a simple plan, really. I'm gonna go into the breakaway, and at one point I'm gonna ask some friends to release this little fella' onto the road. Hopefully the carnage will slow the Peloton down enough that I can soar away for the win.


[SIZE="3"]Disclaimer:[/SIZE] I am not in fact suggesting that Costa would do such a thing. I just... have a rather sick mindset. I wouldn't do it either.
I've long been a bit confused by the fact that CAS can refer to both:
Court of Arbritation for Sport.
and Chris Anker Sørensen.
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31 Jul 2014 19:14

RedheadDane wrote:It's a simple plan, really. I'm gonna go into the breakaway, and at one point I'm gonna ask some friends to release this little fella' onto the road. Hopefully the carnage will slow the Peloton down enough that I can soar away for the win.


[SIZE="3"]Disclaimer:[/SIZE] I am not in fact suggesting that Costa would do such a thing. I just... have a rather sick mindset. I wouldn't do it either.


:D

That's one of his girlfirend's chiwawa. She has plenty of them. After the Vuelta a Chihuahua 2009, they both adopted one.
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03 Aug 2014 01:22

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05 Aug 2014 02:45

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[color="DarkGreen"]"There are going to be some days where the rider got lazy and did not bother to contaminate their penis in time."

Dave Stoller: [I]"Everybody cheats. I just didn't know."
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[color="DarkGreen"]“If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. ” ― Joseph Goebbels[/color]
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05 Aug 2014 18:32

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