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Difference between Floyd and Armstrong?

28 Jul 2010 22:56

What is the difference between Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong?

One is a fraudulent winner of the Tour de France who cheated and lied to the world for his own advantage, the other one followed suit but got caught and eventually admitted what he did.
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28 Jul 2010 23:02

ninety5rpm wrote:what is the difference between floyd landis and lance armstrong?

one is a fraudulent winner of the tour de france who cheated and lied to the world for his own advantage, the other one followed suit but got caught and eventually admitted what he did.


$120,000,000.
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28 Jul 2010 23:02

No offence intended 95 but this has been covered in depth in other threads. Given the current state of the forum, being July, this is only going to invite the 43rd coming of the usual pro-Lance, anti-Floyd, pro-Floyd, Lance sucks, and Lemond rules/sucks/is bitter comments.
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28 Jul 2010 23:08

One wrote two books about being clean the other one.
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28 Jul 2010 23:57

Moderators, Why not just post a link to the 10,000 other threads on the same subject and close this one. It adds nothing new and is just one more place for people to rehash their insults of others.
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29 Jul 2010 00:04

Ninety5rpm wrote:What is the difference between Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong?



One has a much better chance of going to jail than the other?

Edit: Kinda have to agree with Squares though.
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29 Jul 2010 00:33

pedaling squares wrote:No offence intended 95 but this has been covered in depth in other threads. Given the current state of the forum, being July, this is only going to invite the 43rd coming of the usual pro-Lance, anti-Floyd, pro-Floyd, Lance sucks, and Lemond rules/sucks/is bitter comments.

A thread soliciting one-liner jokes in answer to this question? Sorry, haven't seen that one yet.


Q: What is the difference between Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong?

So far we have:

* One is a fraudulent winner of the Tour de France who cheated and lied to the world for his own advantage, the other one followed suit but got caught and eventually admitted what he did.
* $120,000,000.
* One wrote two books about being clean; the other [wrote] one.
* One has a much better chance of going to jail than the other?

Pretty good for a start, I think.

Have you guys really seen this in other threads?
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Keep the thread!

29 Jul 2010 00:49

These are new to me and great stuff. Funny and simplified like a Carl Rove talking point so everyone can understand them. [runs off to think of one himself]
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29 Jul 2010 01:07

Tell us if we are getting warm:

A Ferrari?

One gives hope to people, the other is from Texas.

One is retired.

Floyd hasn't blocked me on Twitter.


Ninety, I hope you are sponsoring a prize for this.
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29 Jul 2010 01:09

one has only one original ball in his hip the other has only one original ball in his s@#$
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29 Jul 2010 01:09

easy: one cojon

edited: ninja'ed
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29 Jul 2010 01:14

Ok 95, if it's going to be a joke thread. But wait and see what comes when the usual suspects arrive...

The difference is that one fell from grace. The other banged Grace because she looked like his mother and fell from his bike. Again and again and again and again.
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29 Jul 2010 01:20

A bad case of Oedipus complex.
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29 Jul 2010 01:21

A full head of hair.
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The difference:

29 Jul 2010 01:24

Q: What's the difference between Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong?

A: One lied to a buttload of people about doping for years, the other lied to cancer patients

:eek:
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29 Jul 2010 01:30

One resides anonymously in a rundown old Shack - the other lives in California.
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29 Jul 2010 01:41

Ninety5rpm wrote:What is the difference between Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong?

One is a fraudulent winner of the Tour de France who cheated and lied to the world for his own advantage, the other one followed suit but got caught and eventually admitted what he did.



One is a fraudulent winner of the Tour de France who cheated and lied to the world for his own advantage and the other is a fraudulent 7 time winner of the Tour de France who cheated and lied to the world for his own advantage.
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29 Jul 2010 01:48

oldschoolnik wrote:Q: What's the difference between Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong?

A: One lied to a buttload of people about doping for years, the other lied to cancer patients

:eek:
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Bam!
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29 Jul 2010 01:56

one gets to sleep
the other lies awake
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29 Jul 2010 02:05

One wants to keep the Santa fantasy going, the other doesn't.
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