Recent content by Cartesian Centaur

After being subjected to cakefarts, cupcaking's not as self explanatory as you might assume. ;)

I'm not impressed with his assessment of chimps, but it seems like a fairly standard Brailsford sort of approach.

This is cycling - just cheat and then lie about it if questioned later ;)

Kolobnev to Katusha?

I'd totally watch that.

Maybe they could just ban riders from using TT bikes in the prologue? That way teams who couldn't afford to do all the shipping wouldn't be placed at a disadvantage. Plus, it would be a slight reduction in the logistics headaches, needless extravagance, environmental carnage... ;)

Only the Giro :rolleyes: What other race organisers would a) come up with such a random idea and b) be even remotely likely to go through with it.

And that's why you very quickly learn to ride on the road, in the regular lanes in the UK. :rolleyes: Not to mention the fact that if you venture onto an offroad cycle path there's at least a 70% chance of encountering a wobbly idiot on an Asda special riding the wrong way.

Well that's...ominous. But yeah, unless he's onto some *really* special performance enhancing techniques, I guess you're right.

I keep getting George Dawes songs stuck in my head when I'm out riding. No wonder I get funny looks as I roll past belting out "Lesbians" or babbling about baked potatoes.

He should probably let his twitter alter ego know about that.

Well, Ballan and Petacchi are still affiliated with those teams until the end of the year, aren't they? No excuse for the Pozzato error though. :rolleyes:

I don't normally go in for them either, but some situations just demand macros, and "cool story, bro" had already been taken, so I had to improvise. :p

Well, whoever writes that blog makes me laugh, but I doubt it's Andy. :p