Recent content by JMBeaushrimp

As per usual, Mew wins the thread by reining in the macho smack-talkers. Thanks, Mom! (and that is meant in the nicest of ways)

Quote of the year...

My opinion, in all reasoned fairness, is that anyone involved in cycling at the time (even now) that 'vouches' for someone is either naive, ***, or covering their *ss for the future. Those are all fair approaches. Remember, it's not up to riders to clean this goat show up. Hughes...

No I didn't. My point by referencing LA was to show that "the will to win" argument is banal, over played, and carries no weight as it's been used as an excuse as to why someone can legitimately dominate. It professes that most competitors don't have that will to win. That's utter...

You know who had a will to win? All the dopers have ever been popped, and all of those who haven't, and all the clean athletes in every sport ever invented. King D*uche himself even had TV ads that extolled his awesome will to win, and denigrated the entire pool of slacker pros that were...

Any chance you guys can keep the b*tch-slapping to PMs? You're making this thread utterly unreadable. I don't care about your p*ssing contest...

What has changed? Seriously. What has changed? Publicly posted values? Increased testing? Independent testing? Anything? Nothing has changed. Welcome to the Newer Than New Clean Era. Yippee!

Martin is a pedantic, time wasting, forum eroding, troll. I anticipate my ban...

The Hog: finger on the pulse...

Alright boys, back to Cookson. So, according to Cookiemonster, the CADF is independent of the UCI. But, the UCI tells CADF what/who/when to look for whatever they're supposed to, or not supposed to, look for. Are you f*cking serious? If one views the UCI as a large international...

Of course the knights of the round table riding Pinarellos excuses all sorts of fans' xenophobic blindness! I heard there's a rock you could pull a knife out of, and truly find your calling...

This. Burn him.

I just said that earlier today: "Holy sh*t that dude rides like ****!". Just think if Sky were really watching the marginal gains - if the Froomes tightened up technique, and saved even 1% of O2 needed to waggle his boney *ss all over the bike, think of even how much more awesome he would be...

Unreal! That was actually better photo angles than I watched on French TV. Even more ridiculous. Unbelievable! He absolutely has to be some sort of utterly unique human being, there is no other answer for this... He's riding like Ricco, he crushes everyone so handily he has to sit up...

Buddy has to be utterly bat-sh*t crazy. He hasn't even caught onto the fact that he is now an officially washed up lying, cheating has-been. Does anyone care anymore? He lost his cache as soon as he admitted, and now he's out behind the barn on the dung heap that encases all the media...