Recent content by Juicy McDrip

I'm posting about complaining, whining losers. Filled with excuses because they're intimidated and beaten by old crit specialists. Keep calling names, while Masters take your prize money in "Pro-am" crits. We'll let you play with each other in the hills. We don't have the time. And young...

Not funny. Just normal. These are the non-dopers, busy with life, making more money than you, but still kicking your tail in flat crits. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Those Fa(s)t Masters still beat me at crits, but they don't bless us with their entry fees for the uphill events or stage races...

Cat 3/4's definition of being a great teammate: Blocking. Things heard at the racetrack. "Yeah... I blocked so he was able to get/stay away. Our whole team blocked. I'm a good blocker. I'll block as necessary for my boys, ya know. If you get away, I'll block. Then...We Won! Our Team...

Hi Clinic Reader! My name is Juicy. I have been racing bicycles for many years. I only care about the drug-related parts of cycling. And my wins. Everything else bores me. As such, I only post here in the clinic.

Bravo......

In a New York Minute.

If you don't live in Jakarta, don't buy from Jakarta. Go to your local bike shop and buy a bicycle. Then get off the computer and go ride it... On-line is a joke. For hiders.

Buy the best Campy group you can afford.

Chinese. Ask Kestrel what they think of Orbea and Chinese manufacturing. There was some chatter about the Chinese stealing Kestrel's design..or Orbea touring the factory and seeing the Kestrel design. Either way, not good. Not sure what occurred a few years ago, but recall the...

Of course it's Lemond. Who else? Let's analyze American TdF winners: Floyd: Admitted doper and not officially a tdf winner. Was for about 24 hours. Lance: Champion in the EPO era. Under federal investigation for doping, misuse of funds and other potential charges. Eyewitness...

No. Doping isn't the worst form of cheating. Using a motor is! Oh wait....not actually racing and getting the "win" is the worst.

Yes! And don't forget beer. I'm drinking Michelob Ultras because of LA. Seriously. It's not about the bike. It's about the beer. It's good beer and it's Lance's beer. When I drink a boatload of Ultra, I fantasize about riding like Lance and being Lance in those commercials. And...I...

Joe...I find it interesting that you're making fun of this guy becasue he's a Category 4 racer. It's as if you're saying Pro dopers should be held in higher regard. I don't think so. I think you and all other dopers, regardless of category, age, ability or goals should be put into the...

Did Rose Kennedy have black dresses in her closet? Yes.

Bath salt crystals. Yup. Crush them up and snort them. Undetectable. Greater than cocaine. Seriously. Lavender is the one... Look it up.