Recent content by LanceInMyPants

Preliminary text of L. Armstrong VP acceptance speech I, Lance Armstrong, being of sound mind and body except for the missing pelota do hereby submit this statement to USADA, the general public and my most hated enemies-The Clinic. To the members of The Clinic I say YOU MAGGOTS YOU TROLLS...

The Unbearable lightness of being Lance Thanks, Lance for teaching us how NOT to behave. And for encouraging all the fat American, middle-aged, rich Freds to drop $4,000 on a Trek Madone, stuff their corpulent weisswurst arses into a full US Postal, Radioshack, etc kit and clog up the local...

Strip Armstrong's titles and give them to each year's lanterne rouge.:D And the winners are: Durand Perraudeau Casper Flores De Clerq Casper Flores

PT Barnum You've set the hook, BroDeal. Just reel him in!! Brilliant! :D:D:D

An excerpt from Shawn's response: Nicely done, Shawn. Everyone should read this.

Thanks, Hitch. Both FoxyBrown and HL2037 made better points with their optimistic quotes. Go back to their recent posts. I however can't find much optimism in today's news and Leonard Cohen's music fits in better with my cynical mood and present state of intoxication (3 pints down, 2 to go)...

I'm just old fashioned because I love "clean" competition which is totally out of touch with the way things are. I'm a bit of a dinosaur. Mccabe and Mrs Miller was a Robert Altman flick. Good movie. Cohen did some of the music.

I'm not surprised Armstrong wasn't indicted, even though he was guilty of doping, bribing the UCI and plenty of other things. I don't hate Armstrong but I was hoping he would pay for his crimes because I do HATE cheats and liars and bullies. I'm trying to seperate his actions in the corrupt...

Integrity Most people are sheeple. I have to believe people who aren't conformists will decide NOT to pursue a professional sport like cycling when faced with the decision of doping. I knew a Belgian who lived in the USA who refused to sign with a pro team because of all the drugs. He raced...

From what I read about their relationship, Armstrong split with her when she put pressure on him to marry her and have kids. Read the lyrics to "Diamond Ring" from her Detours disc. Love is blind but I'm sure she is breathing a huge sigh of relief that he didn't marry her and have kids...

And to all other posters. I should have made this clearer in my OP. I don't understand the generational difference regarding ethics. I did not mean to say the younger generation have NO ethics just different views regarding ethics as it pertains to doping in professional sports.

Ethics It's really simple why it matters that Lance goes down: Ethics or moral principles. If you believe in right and wrong but choose to do wrong you are a criminal or an enabler. If you don't believe in right and wrong, more than likely you are a sociopath. I think the jury is still out on...

Propane and Propane accessories http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM02vHtftd0&feature=related The Beatles said, "All you need is LOVE" I vehemently disagree. All you need is propane and propane accessories

The world of work is an unfair twisted world of exploitation. The bosses at my last 2 jobs demanded that I break the law to get the job done. If I got caught, I would pay the price. When I confronted them about this they said, "We're not telling you to break the law, but...." Meaning you get...

Uncle Fester I didn't know Uncle Fester was a bike racer. Doesn't look like a climber to me, more likely the burly one day racer type who excels at tough courses and then morphs into a stage racer with the aid of PEDS because that's where the money is...or am I thinking of someone else...he...