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    Gent-Wevelgem 2026, March 29

    Large truck apparently full of CRACK by the roadside a couple ks back. Is this the narco state?
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    Gent-Wevelgem 2026, March 29

    Regardless of the outcome Wva probably needs the hard kms such as the last krmmelberg. Too bad for him that he almost certainly becomes sick afterwards.
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    João Almeida - Bota Lume

    He will be fine. UAE know what they are doing.
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    Volta a Catalunya, 23-29 March 2026

    Of course he will. He rides for UAE.
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    Mathieu Van der Poel

    Apparently vdp pushed 446w for 90min at E3 (Velon CC quoting his insta). Either way huge watts, FTP maybe at 470-480w range. What's his weight again? Back in 2022 his Strava was public and lanterne rouge poached & analysed the pre San Remo training data...
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    Volta a Catalunya, 23-29 March 2026

    Vinge not really going anywhere. Pog would have finished by now.
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    Tadej Pogacar and Mauro Giannetti

    Turns out that sky era performance hallmarks (pillows, swimming workouts, hand washing, and pineapple flavoured water) are no match to hahaha era magical gains such as food. More generally, the point is not that Pogo is the only one doing batcrap performances. It's that most top riders are, and...
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    Tadej Pogacar and Mauro Giannetti

    Oh, this race was today. First time in 20 years I didn't bother, so I guess the elastic is about to snap for me. So very exciting.
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    State of the forum 2026

    Random videos display Sexass (Ilmaestro99, 2026) dropping del Toro. Of course difficult to say if the latter fought back or not.
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    Paul Seixas

    Let's hope for a long and prosperous thread.
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    Tadej Pogacar and Mauro Giannetti

    Fwiw, Velon claimed the 80k attack averaged 380w as opposed to 340w last year. Probably normalized power. Yay.
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    Nordic Skiing/Biathlon Thread

    Yup, Kälin was clearly the strongest. Form seldom lies.
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    Nordic Skiing/Biathlon Thread

    Andersson would have given Karlsson a run for her money today. Kälin's form looks the most relaxed and efficient uphill IMHO from the chase group. Edit: Rucka-Michalek gonna catch the group.
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    Nordic Skiing/Biathlon Thread

    I just dislike the traditionalist (competitive) skiing culture that continues to prevail in Fin. You know the drill: the elevation of classic, individual start races as something otherworldly, and the derived hyperbole about who really is the best. Demotion of speed, skills and skate. The...
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    Nordic Skiing/Biathlon Thread

    Slind is the woman to beat, yes. Niskanen might be good as well, not that I want her (or the bro) to.