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😂😂😂😂😂 At this rate, he’ll win Roubaix by a minute.

All this and their alien hasn’t even debuted yet😂😂

This for me was one of the most obviously doped performances I had ever seen. I mean the old record itself which she smashed by 2min was already very very suspicious.

I hate having to quit watching a Grand Tour halfway through, but I will do it here. Giro 2024 was the only other time I have done this, and guess who’s the common denominator in both those races?

When the year started I was still leaning on this guy being on something that the rest of the peloton had similar access to. Then he pulled that 80KM solo at Strade, followed by one of the most dominant one-week WT stage race performances ever (Catalunya). At that stage I definitely knew that he...

I remember watching in utter disbelief just last year when the Ethiopian woman smashed the old record by over 2 minutes. This now means in the space of just one year over 4 minutes has been taken off that record! Either the shoe-tech has reached utterly ridiculous levels, or there's some new...

Erriyon Knighton was popped for trenbolone and he claimed it came from contaminated meat (where have I heard that one before? ). USADA cleared him😂 https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/20/sport/erriyon-knighton-olympics-cleared-drug-test-spt-intl/index.html

Well well well....

This is simply outLandish...

OMG 😂😂😂

And talking in his post-stage interview, he said he took it a bit easy on that section :tearsofjoy:

Update. She's just been charged for missing three doping tests! https://www.bbc.com/sport/athletics/66241964

I think we've all had this moment. I believe mine was when Froome went on that ridiculous 80KM raid over the Finestre and Sestriere in the 2018 Giro. That may have been my first post in the Clinic.

"Doc, just wtf did you put into me this time? Should I be worried, and what's the glow period?"

The part where he said he took it easy on the flat part had me literally laughing out loud.