Recent content by TexPat

From experience, nothing grinds LA's gears more than giving up his money. Losing any amount---however minuscule effect it may have on his bottom line--is gut wrenching. And for that reason, it was all worth it. You can turn the lights out now.

I'd like to be allowed the honour of writing the cheque on behalf of The Box of Rocks. He often needs help in matters such as these. Good post Chewie!

That is one of the best and most inspired posts I've seen ever. My hat is off to you. And, it's deadly accurate. Kind regards, MixMaster Mike

I'd love to see the temper tantrum that ensues when Mr Gunderson realises he's been sold down the river. Or maybe it's already happened. Remember--no honour among thieves.

Go right ahead. It's not mine exactly, but rather a flourish intended to evoke another half-wit from Texas whose position was dependent upon being surrounded by smart people.

Sorry, but I disagree. He's astonishingly simple minded. Stapleton, on the other hand, is intelligent. A truly objectionable waste of DNA and space, but not stupid. Knaggs--also possesses a light that burns brightly in his noggin. The trio were doomed to fail. Two smart guys put all of their...

Funny. I distinctly remembering Lance's comments about Danielson after he visited Austin, which were something along the lines of, " He'll never make it. His hips are too narrow". Seriously. He said that. Then hired Tom for Discovery a while later. My impression is that TD is no more...

Karl Hungus? No. The guy who's shorter than Katie Holmes and Nicki K. Wonder what planet he's from?!

Would it be inappropriate for me to suggest that BroDeal needs de-programming like Nicole Kidman did after being married to the King Scientologist? Just checking.

Weisel. Grassy knoll. (Remove a syllable, And you have a wonderfully puerile rhyming game to play.) Like the Lyndon Larouche reference. Beautifully inappropriate non-sequitur. Sweet. Just got paid for twenty something words from Andreu Strategies! Maybe this will give me an air of...

Once---and only ONCE, while in Amsterdam I ate a piece of cake of unknown origin that made me ride one of those awesome Dutch bikes really, really fast (or, so I thought). But, I only made it from Damrak to Vondel Park, where I later woke...three hours later. Is this what you mean? If not...

¡Dios mío! That's one of the better similes on the forum in a while.

Yeah, that. Doing a great job-- all of you. I'm seldom around much, but when I am it's refreshing to see some judicious cleaning being administered when warranted. I love reading the threads, mostly. It's quite a bizarre social experiment, and one that reeks of humanity. Thanks...

Yep. That must've been humiliating.

You hit the nail on the head.