[Aborted] CNF Clinic Award: Worst Doping Excuse of 2013

[Eshnar]

The least convincing excuse of the year. Name your candidates. The excuse must be of this year, the positive that led to it may be not.
Discuss and nominate.

 

[Justinr]

Something I ate ...

 

[D-Queued]

(Paraphrasing):

'So, the real question is, was it one big lie or a lot of little lies...'

The excuse is morphed into having to rate how bad he is lying. Good grief.

Dave.

 

[Eshnar]

Worst CNF award ever