An open message and plea to Alberto Contador

[Rb2112]

Alberto: Please stop looking like Levi hanging on for dear life on the back of a Postal Train on a mountain top finish in the TDF.

Step up your game for the 2014 TDF. Back to the regime that would make Tyler and Lance blush. A good program of cow's blood, hamster blood, epo, hgh, steriods, licorice, cafe lattes, Draino and the Cancellara Moped could lead to a new Antoine Vayer classification of "super beefed up Super Mutant". Why be embarrassed getting your *** kicked by some South African white guy and Zamphir. Relive the glory of Verbier and Etna. After ascending Joux Plane in record time, when the testers come, for the love of God, run away as fast as you can like Manuel Beltran and quit and retire with dignity. Step up and be the man!

 

[Dr. Maserati]

Alberto: Please stop looking like Levi hanging on for dear life on the back of a Postal Train on a mountain top finish in the TDF.

Step up your game for the 2014 TDF. Back to the regime that would make Tyler and Lance blush. A good program of cow's blood, hamster blood, epo, hgh, steriods, licorice, cafe lattes, Draino and the Cancellara Moped could lead to a new Antoine Vayer classification of "super beefed up Super Mutant". Why be embarrassed getting your *** kicked by some South African white guy and Zamphir. Relive the glory of Verbier and Etna. After ascending Joux Plane in record time, when the testers come, for the love of God, run away as fast as you can like Manuel Beltran and quit and retire with dignity. Step up and be the man!

Hi Oleg. .......

 

[Galic Ho]

I love this thread. Let's keep this one running for a long time. Pleas to the formerly doped to go back to the good old stuff. I like it!

One addition. Can we beg CONI to let Ricco race again too? Then sign him to Saxo!!

 

[sittingbison]

hmmmmm......sorry galic ho methinks this ones got to go back under the bridge

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