Belgrade housewife helps soccer stars... but why no cyclists?

[Gaul 58]

Daily Mail (Sat 21 Nov)
Frank Lampard of Chelsea is the latest Premier League player to seek help from Serb housewife Mariana Kovacevic.
She speeded up his healing process by rubbing the thigh with placenta.
Chelsea club doctor Bryan English went with him.
Arsenal's Van Persie has made the same trip and arsene Wenger (manager) is happy.... as it cuts recovery time from 21 days to 5 days
Rafa Benitez, Liverpool mnager) is another fan.
And that's the story.
Only elsewhere in his comment column, Des Kelly seems to know an alternative version of this:
"If players are experiencing sudden improvements in fitness after travelling to Serbia to hve offal smeared on them, I'd be very suspicious.
"Extracting blood, hyper-oxygenating it and re-injecting it into the affected area would speed a player's recovery faster than slopping old nag's meat over the outside. But that's not allowed. So it can't be."
Can Mr Kelly tell us more?
How come cyclists are missing out on this trick.
The Mail couldn't find the lady in question when they hit Belgrade... though she was in hiding she was still managing to treat Van Persie.... good news if you support Arsenal.

 

[Martinello]

Pro cyclists don't visit quacks in Belgrade for a cure for their ailments! Male cyclists see Spanish gynaecologists for support and treatment.

 

[Mambo95]

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Arsenal's Van Persie has made the same trip and arsene Wenger (manager) is happy.... as it cuts recovery time from 21 days to 5 days.

Van Persie's now going to be out of action for five months - so a fat lot of good that did.

 

[ChrisE]

"She speeded up his healing process by rubbing the thigh with placenta"

Umm, I'll pass.

 

[Anonymous]

the liverpool players involved had mainly muscle issues, strains etc..
its calf's placenta apparently

premier league teams have been using the method for about 5 years.. i seem to remember it started in sweden but i might be wrong..

 

[DenisMenchov]

Daily Mail (Sat 21 Nov)
Frank Lampard of Chelsea is the latest Premier League player to seek help from Serb housewife Mariana Kovacevic.
She speeded up his healing process by rubbing the thigh with placenta.
Chelsea club doctor Bryan English went with him.
Arsenal's Van Persie has made the same trip and arsene Wenger (manager) is happy.... as it cuts recovery time from 21 days to 5 days
Rafa Benitez, Liverpool mnager) is another fan.
And that's the story.
Only elsewhere in his comment column, Des Kelly seems to know an alternative version of this:
"If players are experiencing sudden improvements in fitness after travelling to Serbia to hve offal smeared on them, I'd be very suspicious.
"Extracting blood, hyper-oxygenating it and re-injecting it into the affected area would speed a player's recovery faster than slopping old nag's meat over the outside. But that's not allowed. So it can't be."
Can Mr Kelly tell us more?
How come cyclists are missing out on this trick.
The Mail couldn't find the lady in question when they hit Belgrade... though she was in hiding she was still managing to treat Van Persie.... good news if you support Arsenal.

I`m from Belgrade , and I can tell you that women doesn`t exist or she is Alternative Medicine doctor.

 

[Anonymous]

its horse placenta and shes actually called Marijana Kovacevic
the mail are fairly unreliable..

apparently shes famous in serbia..
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/s...ge-to-placenta-guru-in-belgrade-14566440.html

i think its clearly a pseudonym though...
Marijan Kovačević was a famous Croatian footballer...

 

[DenisMenchov]

its horse placenta and shes actually called Marijana Kovacevic
the mail are fairly unreliable..

apparently shes famous in serbia..
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/s...ge-to-placenta-guru-in-belgrade-14566440.html

i think its clearly a pseudonym though...
Marijan Kovačević was a famous Croatian footballer...

She`s not famous, nobody knows her!!!
How come Liverpool player finds that doctor and Serbian authorities can`t, nor Serbian sportsman???

 

[Anonymous]

She`s not famous, nobody knows her!!!
How come Liverpool player finds that doctor and Serbian authorities can`t, nor Serbian sportsman???

cos shes secret and thats not her real name..

 

[DenisMenchov]

cos shes secret and thats not her real name..

You don`t get it you can`y be doctor if Ministry of Health doesn`t know you

 

[rata de sentina]

Probably a chiropractor or somesuch there's a host ouiji board wielders who stick Dr in front of their name but don't appear on any genuine list of medical practitioners.

 

[Anonymous]

You don`t get it you can`y be doctor if Ministry of Health doesn`t know you

but shes not a proper doctor.. shes a nutjob with horse placenta

 

[ChrisE]

but shes not a proper doctor.. shes a nutjob with horse placenta

Is horse placenta a common item in the frozen food section in a typical UK supermarket? You guys do eat some weird shyt over there.

 

[Anonymous]

How come cyclists are missing out on this trick.

Because she knows that cycling is strict on dope dealers whereas other sports don't prosecute.