Teams & Riders Coolest Names in the Peloton*

[Armchair cyclist]

The lengths some people will go to for their sport: Albion Kastrati

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[RedheadDane]

The lengths some people will go to for their sport: Albion Kastrati

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I thought that was mostly for singing...

 

[Armchair cyclist]

Perhaps he thought he could be twice as good as Armstrong.

 

[gunara]

It's quite a common surnames in Albania and Kosovo, I know a Kastrati who has eight kids

 

[rallybanana]

You can also find Kastrati petrol stations in Albania.

 

[theyoungest]

It's quite a common surnames in Albania and Kosovo, I know a Kastrati who has eight kids

That's what his wife told him

 

[Samu Cuenca]

We've all heard the rumours regarding Cofidis, but back in the 50s there actually was a French team of bloodsuckers in the peloton.

Vampire - Sterling 1951

Vampire - Sterling was the name of the cyclingteam in 1951. The main riders on the team this season were , and .

www.procyclingstats.com

1951 Vampire

Vampire (1951) is a Division I cycling team from France.

firstcycling.com

 

[RedheadDane]

I do wish PCS would stop having those "previews", with no way of getting the rest of the text. "The main riders on the team this season were, and."
And what?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I do wish PCS would stop having those "previews", with no way of getting the rest of the text. "The main riders on the team this season were, and."
And what?

In this case, they don't actually have a list of the team's riders, despite the fact that they do have some of its results.

 

[RedheadDane]

In this case, they don't actually have a list of the team's riders, despite the fact that they do have some of its results.

The best way this could have continued would be "Were and are not actually vampires."

 

[Samu Cuenca]

The best way this could have continued would be "Were and are not actually vampires."

Or "Were and still are actual vampires". I assume that's why the team was eventually thrown out of the sport.

 

[RedheadDane]

Or "Were and still is actual vampires". I assume that's why the team was eventually thrown out of the sport.

You mean, they took blood doping to a whole new level?

 

[Ricco']

It's only natural that team disappeared. Improvements in bike technology and shorter stages led to them being held exclusively during day time, so vampire teams were forced out of the sport.

And despite Javier Guillen's best efforts to include them again in the sport, doesn't look like there's much demand for that nowadays.

 

[tobydawq]

You mean, they took blood doping to a whole new level?

Reported for clinic talk.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

You mean, they took blood doping to a whole new level?

Well it wasn't illegal at the time.

 

[search]

I'm afraid we'll need to close this thread, as we have a clear winner now: Gabriel Muller felt it's time to turn into a Turkish "cycling champion" and changed his name to Mehmet Şampiyonbisiklet

Mehmet Sampiyonbisiklet

Mehmet Sampiyonbisiklet

www.uci.org

 

[QueenStagiaire]

I'm afraid we'll need to close this thread, as we have a clear winner now: Gabriel Muller felt it's time to turn into a Turkish "cycling champion" and changed his name to Mehmet Şampiyonbisiklet

Mehmet Sampiyonbisiklet

Mehmet Sampiyonbisiklet

www.uci.org

Last, third last, last and last again so far in Luxemburg for the cycling champion.

 

[RedheadDane]

I'm afraid we'll need to close this thread, as we have a clear winner now: Gabriel Muller felt it's time to turn into a Turkish "cycling champion" and changed his name to Mehmet Şampiyonbisiklet

Mehmet Sampiyonbisiklet

Mehmet Sampiyonbisiklet

www.uci.org

Changing nationality; that has happened a couple of times
Changing your whole name? pretty sure that's never happened before.
Also, when did it happen? He was in TdL until, well... today! Pretty sure PCS had him listed as French, with his old name on the startlists originally.
And how the heck did he come up with that name?

 

[tobydawq]

Changing nationality; that has happened a couple of times
Changing your whole name? pretty sure that's never happened before.
Also, when did it happen? He was in TdL until, well... today! Pretty sure PCS had him listed as French, with his old name on the startlists originally.
And how the heck did he come up with that name?

Well, the name means champion of cycling, how do you think he came up with it?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Changing nationality; that has happened a couple of times
Changing your whole name? pretty sure that's never happened before.
Also, when did it happen? He was in TdL until, well... today! Pretty sure PCS had him listed as French, with his old name on the startlists originally.
And how the heck did he come up with that name?

It's pretty common for athletes that receive Turkish citizenship to also get new Turkish names. The Nigerian footballer Uche Okechukwu, who played for Brøndby in the 90s, became Deniz Uygar, for instance.

 

[rallybanana]

He is still Gabriel Muller and French on wikipedia

 

[rallybanana]

Well, the name means champion of cycling, how do you think he came up with it?

It's also the name of a bicycle repair shop in Edirne. Maybe he called himself after his favourite bicycle repair shop in Turkey.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

This guy was gone too soon.

Bob Marley Machado Conceicao

Bob Marley Machado Conceicao is a cyclist from Brazil.

firstcycling.com

 

[rallybanana]

This guy also gone too soon

John Denver Banhan

John Denver Banhan is a 19 year old cyclist from Philippines (born June 27th 2004).

firstcycling.com

 

[Samu Cuenca]

If Bond man/person had been a thing, then Yuhi Todome sounds like the sort of name Ian Fleming or his successors would have come up with.