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the first ever vuelta gauetamala. fantastic indeed. the sport is so huge there during vuelta guatemala every day in their biggest paper is 9 pages of cycling and half a page for football and half a page for other sports :eek:
 
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Wow! Those riders must feel like rock stars...except surrounded by even prettier women.

Those slo-mo shots @5:00 of that first clip are insane. It would be amusing if the riders had hit just a bit of rain prior to the finish then crossed the line coated in confetti. :D

It's like a Grand Tour meets Carnival meets Mardi Gras meets New Year's Eve. Awesome.
 
Mar 10, 2009
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So will this be the icon of Guatemala now :D, like the bull with Spain.

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Aug 13, 2009
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I have the best Vuelta Guatemala story.....but I don't think I can share it here with the word censors.
 
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Race Radio said:
I have the best Vuelta Guatemala story.....but I don't think I can share it here with the word censors.
"So it was me and ***** ******** and we meet up with 10 ********* podium girls, a case of ****** a dozen ******* and more ******** than I've ever seen in my life. Next thing you know ***** ****** gets out of limo and it's ********** for everyone!" :D
 
Granville57 said:
"So it was me and ***** ******** and we meet up with 10 ********* podium girls, a case of ****** a dozen ******* and more ******** than I've ever seen in my life. Next thing you know ***** ****** gets out of limo and it's ********** for everyone!" :D

1. Lewis Hamilton
2. Depressed
3. Typhus
4. Maracas
5. Lemonade
6. Chris Froome
7. Incredible
 
Aug 13, 2009
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Granville57 said:
"So it was me and ***** ******** and we meet up with 10 ********* podium girls, a case of ****** a dozen ******* and more ******** than I've ever seen in my life. Next thing you know ***** ****** gets out of limo and it's ********** for everyone!" :D

um, well,,,,,,it involved way too much beer and the need to um....."relive" ones self out the window of a moving bus. unfortunately this relief happened at the same time said bus passed the peloton. I was only a witness, not a participant
 
Mar 8, 2010
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Race Radio said:
um, well,,,,,,it involved way too much beer and the need to um....."relive" ones self out the window of a moving bus. unfortunately this relief happened at the same time said bus passed the peloton. I was only a witness, not a participant

Isn't that what all the people say. :D
 
Dec 7, 2010
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LMAO!

In other words, some of those riders actually did have confetti stuck to them at the finish line. :p
 
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Libertine Seguros said:
Hopefully it doesn't involve Néry Velásquez, weaponry and a DHL truck housing samples being sent for testing.

lol @ that. testament to stardom of neri velasques. guatemala was mad
 
Dec 7, 2010
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Libertine Seguros said:
Granville57 said:
"So it was me and ***** ******** and we meet up with 10 ********* podium girls, a case of ****** a dozen ******* and more ******** than I've ever seen in my life. Next thing you know ***** ****** gets out of limo and it's ********** for everyone!" :D
1. Lewis Hamilton
2. Depressed
3. Typhus
4. Maracas
5. Lemonade
6. Chris Froome
7. Incredible

Jeebus, Libertine. I only just realized that not only did you come up with a brilliant and witty response, but you matched every random asterisk letter-to-letter—all in less than 10 minutes! Bravo! :D

"Typhus" LMAO!
 

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