You'd best start reconsidering your 'stiff upper lip'.
You had some doubts about who, Linford Christie? I trust that your concerns have been laid to rest. Fortunately, he has denied ever taking steroids. Now we only have to worry about his 15 month driving ban.
I have always loved how Christie escaped a ban in 1988 (Olympics made famous by fellow sprinter Ben Johnson):
"It was reported that two of the judging panels were asleep when the vote was taken."
Ah, poor Ben. He gets nailed while cheaters like Christie and Carl Lewis walk away with medals from "the dirtiest race in history".
Asleep during the vote? It appears the Brits are just so much more civilized about cheating the system, and the ROW has a lot to learn.
Loved the movie Chariots of Fire. It was so inspirational. Loved how Abrahams, ultimately the elder statesman of British athletics, cheated by hiring a professional coach. Loved how the Prince of Wales pressured Liddell to go against his faith, and the organizers to change the racing schedule.
Anyhow, fortunately all cheating in British Sport is limited solely to some Jamaican born sprinter. Nothing of the sort would ever happen in Futbol, of course.
Well, goodness, cheating just isn't Cricket! (unless it is the English and their match rigging, ball tampering...)
Now, are you sure that dubious characters have never risen to influential positions within the British political system? Perhaps Cromwell was elected to French Parliament.
C'mon mate, open your eyes. Your countrymen have provided centuries worth of examples for the colonies to follow.
Dave.