So I am out riding, hitting the lower elevation trail heads, which means mild climbing and--much needed--rest during descents. In a parking area I find a big, yellow Hummer H2. This is unusual because normally half the vehicels at a real trail head are subarus and even SUVs are not all that common unless the trail head is near the suburbs where people take their family or dog for a two mile walk. As I get closer I think to myself that parking a H2 there is pretty ballsy. Some small membered poser is just asking for it to get keyed or rocked. As I make my turn to leave I notice that someone had climbed onto the H2's hood and taken a dump. Made my day.