Lance Armstrong Will Win Stage 17

[Anonymous]

Tourmalet? Pff.... He stomped up the Tourmalet today. He's older now, with a bit of rest he should be able to match AC and AS pedal stroke for pedal stroke.

Plus, it's a mountain top finish and LA has the team classification as the stated objective. For all these reasons plus the peloton wants to send him into retirement in style, I'm thinking he takes it.

I'm totally serious.

 

[Deagol]

you forgot that he has a faster cadence then everyone else....

who gets to start the "Lance will win stage 18" thread ??

 

[dgodave]

I'm totally serious.

I am totally good looking.
.

 

[Gcraenen]

Euuuuh... Hmmm.... Well, I'll go this far: Lance wont lose any time TOMORROW.

 

[Anonymous]

I am totally good looking.
.

I have a larger penis than anyone in the world.

 

[Anonymous]

I have a larger penis than anyone in the world.

TMI !! TMI......... Plus a really bad visual.

 

[Anonymous]

TMI !! TMI......... Plus a really bad visual.

Its not part of my body, it's a whale's penis...I have strange things in my house.

 

[dgodave]

I have a larger penis than anyone in the world.

my deepest sympathies.
.

 

[Publicus]

I'm going to have to politely disagree with you. He saved his legs over the last 5 or 6 stages to make this move and go for the win, I don't see him recovering enough to tonight and tomorrow to challenge for the overall. Andy is going to be going all out to distance AC. Even if Armstrong is up the road, they will definitely summit the climb at a much faster rate.

I don't see him factoring on Thursday.

 

[Gcraenen]

Its not part of my body, it's a whale's penis...I have strange things in my house.

Dude, you have strange things in your head!

 

[The Hitch]

I'm going to have to politely disagree with you. He saved his legs over the last 5 or 6 stages to make this move and go for the win, I don't see him recovering enough to tonight and tomorrow to challenge for the overall. Andy is going to be going all out to distance AC. Even if Armstrong is up the road, they will definitely summit the climb at a much faster rate.

I don't see him factoring on Thursday.

the lack of humour or smiley face in that post suggests to me your not being sarcastic, and hence dont understand that everyone else is being sarcastic, (apart from tff)

 

[Anonymous]

Its not part of my body, it's a whale's penis...I have strange things in my house.

Oh, I feel better now.

 

[Gcraenen]

I'm going to have to politely disagree with you. He saved his legs over the last 5 or 6 stages to make this move and go for the win, I don't see him recovering enough to tonight and tomorrow to challenge for the overall. Andy is going to be going all out to distance AC. Even if Armstrong is up the road, they will definitely summit the climb at a much faster rate.

I don't see him factoring on Thursday.

Good point, but you are missing one important nuance: you are the only one in this thread who is sober!!

 

[Marva32]

Its not part of my body, it's a whale's penis...I have strange things in my house.

That's just creepy

 

[Anonymous]

I'm going to have to politely disagree with you. He saved his legs over the last 5 or 6 stages to make this move and go for the win, I don't see him recovering enough to tonight and tomorrow to challenge for the overall. Andy is going to be going all out to distance AC. Even if Armstrong is up the road, they will definitely summit the climb at a much faster rate.

I don't see him factoring on Thursday.

WTF? It's Lance Freaking Armstrong!!!

Your post makes way too much sense for this thread.

 

[Anonymous]

That's just creepy

It's also FREAKING HUGE!

 

[cyclestationgiuseppe]

Tourmalet? Pff.... He stomped up the Tourmalet today. He's older now, with a bit of rest he should be able to match AC and AS pedal stroke for pedal stroke.

Plus, it's a mountain top finish and LA has the team classification as the stated objective. For all these reasons plus the peloton wants to send him into retirement in style, I'm thinking he takes it.

I'm totally serious.

Dream on fanboy, he had his chance today and even with Horner trying to lead him out just could not pull it. He will be in the autobus on Thursday. He wasted his only chance today.
Sorry if the truth hurts.

 

[Gcraenen]

And so we have gone from drunken bar talk to a singles bar. Good luck TFF.

 

[Publicus]

the lack of humour or smiley face in that post suggests to me your not being sarcastic, and hence dont understand that everyone else is being sarcastic, (apart from tff)

Dammit!!!!!

I take it all back. See what happened was there were no smiley faces . . . oh fikke it, I totally missed this one.

 

[Publicus]

WTF? It's Lance Freaking Armstrong!!!

Your post makes way too much sense for this thread.

Sorry. Not only was I riding the short bus this morning, but apparently I was wearing my anti-sarcasm helmet as well.

 

[ridley]

Let's say - in the ideal world - LA gets a 20 minute head start and 'stomps' up the hill AND win the stage !! Will they make him pee in a cup for a final farewell testing ?

 

[Anonymous]

Dream on fanboy, he had his chance today and even with Horner trying to lead him out just could not pull it. He will be in the autobus on Thursday. He wasted his only chance today.
Sorry if the truth hurts.

The lack of respect shown the greatest TdF champion EVER is..., well,.... I just can't find the words.

 

[Gcraenen]

Let's say - in the ideal world - LA gets a 20 minute head start and 'stomps' up the hill AND win the stage !! Will they make him pee in a cup for a final farewell testing ?

Without a doubt!!

 

[Gcraenen]

The lack of respect shown the greatest TdF champion EVER is..., well,.... I just can't find the words.

Who has been disrespecting Eddy???

 

[Anonymous]

And so we have gone from drunken bar talk to a singles bar. Good luck TFF.

I'm married.