Lance says "Just Relax" - 10-4, Roger that Lance.

[thehog]

http://twitpic.com/31y3kb

Nice Tee!!

RT @iPodista: A useful summary of the history and evidence of the whole Lance does / does not use drugs argument http://bit.ly/7MA2Ro #l ... 8:38 AM Oct 30th
RT @Velocentric: Want your own "Lance Says Relax" shirt? http://twitpic.com/31y3kb Buy here! http://smij.in/4ds profits to Macmillan Can ... 6:51 PM Oct 29th
RT @Velocentric: Somebody had to do it, and it may as well be us. @lancearmstrong, can we see you in one at #TDU? http://twitpic.com/31y3kb 11:51 AM Oct 29th

 

[Darryl Webster]

Lance`s "tune of the week"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLGbXHc-Ce0&feature=fvst

 

[straydog]

Actually despite my rampant fanboyism....that is quite funny. Think I might get one

 

[bianchigirl]

Isn't grooming a crime?

 

[Darryl Webster]

Isn't grooming a crime?

The exact same thought crossed my mind when I saw Lance`s tweet...lets face it any mature women would give the ego maniac a wide birth eh!

 

[straydog]

Isn't grooming a crime?

OK.... for a second I will ignore the fact that this joke is unimaginative, old and pretty distasteful considering it was initiated by the son of a man who founded the 1in6 charity for the victims of sexual abuse....and included a further joke about male r*pe....honestly I wonder if his dad was proud of him for that one?

If you want to crack a "grooming" joke at least make it funny....maybe something like...."Hey a modern man is entitled to use whatever grooming products he likes....even if they include haribo and pictures of puppies"

 

[thehog]

OK.... for a second I will ignore the fact that this joke is unimaginative, old and pretty distasteful considering it was initiated by the son of a man who founded the 1in6 charity for the victims of sexual abuse....and included a further joke about male r*pe....honestly I wonder if his dad was proud of him for that one?

If you want to crack a "grooming" joke at least make it funny....maybe something like...."Hey a modern man is entitled to use whatever grooming products he likes....even if they include haribo and pictures of puppies"

I read that Lance has an extra long thigh bone.

Funny Lance getting beat up on Twitter by some tweenies. Loser.

 

[Altitude]

I read that Lance has an extra long thigh bone.

Funny Lance getting beat up on Twitter by some tweenies. Loser.

How much time on average would you say you spend thinking, talking, typing about Lance Armstrong in a typical day?

 

[straydog]

How much time on average would you say you spend thinking, talking, typing about Lance Armstrong in a typical day?

I don't know if feverishly smacking a keyboard one handed actually counts as "typing"

 

[scribe]

I don't know if feverishly smacking a keyboard one handed actually counts as "typing"

LOL!!

Please behave so that you get to stick around for a while.

 

[straydog]

LOL!!

Please behave so that you get to stick around for a while.

I am trying....trust me....very hard

 

[Roland Rat]

I don't know if feverishly smacking a keyboard one handed actually counts as "typing"

Funny, Polish would say a very similar sentence, except that his wouldn't use the word "keyboard".

 

[thehog]

How much time on average would you say you spend thinking, talking, typing about Lance Armstrong in a typical day?

The knife cuts deep.

I know I'm controversial sometimes.

I know I'm topical on occasions.

I know I'm prepared to discuss topics no one dares...


but....

Don't walk behind me because I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me because I may not follow. Walk beside me and be my friend.

 

[The Hitch]

Funny, Polish would say a very similar sentence, except that his wouldn't use the word "keyboard".

Speaking of which, i didnt see much of this stray dog character until Polish got his ban

Just kidding straydog. Your allright

 

[straydog]

Speaking of which, i didnt see much of this stray dog character until Polish got his ban

Just kidding straydog. Your allright

Really? Are you not one of the 16,000 who have read my one and only thread? 16,000....let me say it again....16,000

Maybe your myopia regarding my recent activity had something to do with my own recent two month vacation.

And please don't ever accuse me of being allright or even alright for that matter....both genuinely upset me. One, because it is misspelt (and chris would never do that) and the other, because it infers some kind of tacit patronisation on your behalf

I like watching Polish and Flicker, and even RR and Python, just in the same way I like watching dogs chase their own tails or chimpanzees get freaked out by their own reflection. It is sometimes cruel to laugh, but somehow joyful to watch such pure simplicity

 

[straydog]

Don't walk behind me because I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me because I may not follow. Walk beside me and be my friend.

Can I not just walk beside you and trip you up to make people laugh?

 

[scribe]

Can I not just walk beside you and trip you up to make people laugh?

He's not really talking to you. He is quoting someone else's work (without citation again) that he found somewhere on the internet. He does this a lot and it makes Susan crazy.

 

[VanceNichols]

OK.... for a second I will ignore the fact that this joke is unimaginative, old and pretty distasteful considering it was initiated by the son of a man who founded the 1in6 charity for the victims of sexual abuse....and included a further joke about male r*pe....honestly I wonder if his dad was proud of him for that one?

If you want to crack a "grooming" joke at least make it funny....maybe something like...."Hey a modern man is entitled to use whatever grooming products he likes....even if they include haribo and pictures of puppies"

Where did i make a joke about male rape, or child abuse?

 

[ScottLeMond]

OK.... for a second I will ignore the fact that this joke is unimaginative, old and pretty distasteful considering it was initiated by the son of a man who founded the 1in6 charity for the victims of sexual abuse....and included a further joke about male r*pe....honestly I wonder if his dad was proud of him for that one?

If you want to crack a "grooming" joke at least make it funny....maybe something like...."Hey a modern man is entitled to use whatever grooming products he likes....even if they include haribo and pictures of puppies"

When did i ever make a joke about male rape, or child abuse?

 

[straydog]

When did i ever make a joke about male rape, or child abuse?

Scott....did you not "joke" about him liking them young or your sister being too old for him? and bedroom closer?

And retweeting about him hearing the words "just relax" in the shower in prison?

Really Scott, are you going to try and tell me that I and many others have somehow been mistaken in what we thought your inference was?

 

[Altitude]

The knife cuts deep.

I know I'm controversial sometimes.

I know I'm topical on occasions.

I know I'm prepared to discuss topics no one dares...


but....

Don't walk behind me because I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me because I may not follow. Walk beside me and be my friend.

Bravo-- very clever indeed. Unfortunately it had nothing to do with the question. I really am curious however-- so can you just take a stab at it? A rough estimate

 

[scribe]

Straydog: You might have missed this, but the LeMond kids items were locked, and I think Polish might be on forced vacay as a result of addressing them on here. Given your history, you might not get the benefit of an official warning.

 

[redtreviso]

"just relax"??? Is lance trying to channel Clayton Williams(R)?

 

[straydog]

Straydog: You might have missed this, but the LeMond kids items were locked, and I think Polish might be on forced vacay as a result of addressing them on here. Given your history, you might not get the benefit of an official warning.

No I did see it....and I have no wish to insult anyone or crack any jokes regarding it...that is my point. I thought it was ALL pretty unedifying.

You're right though....I am expecting the vacation call

 

[ScottLeMond]

Scott....did you not "joke" about him liking them young or your sister being too old for him? and bedroom closer?

And retweeting about him hearing the words "just relax" in the shower in prison?

Really Scott, are you going to try and tell me that I and many others have somehow been mistaken in what we thought your inference was?

True i did retweet it, my bad, but i didn't mean it with child abuse, more the 18-19 range.