Leaked USADA Video!!!

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May 21, 2010
Wikileaks Releases Secret USADA Video.


In a surprise announcement Wikileaks today said that it is releasing a secret USADA backroom video. The video purportedly shows Lance Armstrong, Pat McQuaid and Hein Verbruggen, in what appears to be their final Earthly form before descending into the netherworld, being forcibly removed from the cycling body.

When asked to comment on the video Travis Tygart, Head of USADA, said that while the figure seen in the second sequence close-up does indeed look "a lot like Lance" he could neither confirm or deny that it was actually Mr. Armstrong until the ongoing investigation is completed.

Julian Assange, when asked by Reuters to comment, stated that while Wikileaks was, in fact, responsible for captions included in the beginning of the video, they "were only included to throw US Authorities off the scent" so the video could be smuggled out of the country. "Pay no attention to the captions at the beginning of the video" he declared, "later on (in the video) you can definitely see that it is Lance and the video is, indeed, genuine" "Lance, what a f@*#ing d!@#head!" he added further.


**Warning: while this video is technically safe for work, if you have pets or small children you may want them to look away or you can use it to tell them this is what happens when you don't eat your broccoli.
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