"Livestrong" Wrist Band v2? Suggestions?

[joe_papp]

Let's say that you wanted to tweak L.A. and didn't believe that wearing a BikePure bracelet was direct enough. What would you commission as your word-of-choice or phrase on a s**** second-generation Livestrong wrist band? "Liestrong" is the obvious, hackneyed choice. So let's hear new suggestions! (you can pick color other than yellow, too)

 

[Mrs John Murphy]

I always liked

 

[Berzin]

Joe, the black "Livewrong" bracelet has been out as long as the yellow "Livestrong" one.

It's the only one I would ever wear-no need to come up with anything else.

"Livewrong" is direct, clever and gets to the point with minimal fuss.

There are even "Livewrong" t shirts for sale. Can't beat that combo.

 

[joe_papp]

Joe, the black "Livewrong" bracelet has been out as long as the yellow "Livestrong" one.

It's the only one I would ever wear-no need to come up with anything else.

"Livewrong" is direct, clever and gets to the point with minimal fuss.

There are even "Livewrong" t shirts for sale. Can't beat that combo.

Evgeni, I wasn't aware of this. Thanks.

 

[Polish]

For You, For You, I Doped for You

How about....

"Doped 4 You"

The "you" being the patients battling Cancer.

But first Lance will have to show that EVERY TdF winner also doped.
Easy that.

Just because everyone else was cheating - does that mean you should cheat??

NO!
Well, YES if you did it for an important cause.

 

[filipo]

Ah yes, the Livestrong cultists. I saw one of them this very morning in bike-happy, Tyler-friendly, gullible Boulder. He had on the shirt *and* the bracelet. Gee, I wonder why.

I scowled openly -- because I love cancer.

 

[CycloErgoSum]

Let's say that you wanted to tweak L.A. and didn't believe that wearing a BikePure bracelet was direct enough. What would you commission as your word-of-choice or phrase on a s**** second-generation Livestrong wrist band? "Liestrong" is the obvious, hackneyed choice. So let's hear new suggestions! (you can pick color other than yellow, too)

There's only one thing worse than a cheat like Armstrong; an ex-cheat with the rage of the converted.

 

[Anonymous]

Just remove the "V"

 

[joe_papp]

There's only one thing worse than a cheat like Armstrong; an ex-cheat with the rage of the converted.

Don't know if you're implying something about me, but I can assure you that I'm not raging. I'm laughing at the thought of Floyd's marketing a new version of the Livestrong bracelet.

 

[BYOP88]

There's only one thing worse than a cheat like Armstrong; an ex-cheat with the rage of the converted.

So you're not a fan of Dave Millar

 

[Francois the Postman]

The first thing that sprang to mind:

[and for ueber clarity: yes, I doubt that Lance is as clean as he claims. No, I don't hate them, and this image is much stronger than my opinion/reading of the situation "warrants". It was just the picture that popped in my head. Put it down to a twisted mind rather than hate.]

 

[theswordsman]

The first thing that sprang to mind:

[and for ueber clarity: yes, I doubt that Lance is as clean as he claims. No, I don't hate them, and this image is much stronger than my opinion/reading of the situation "warrants". It was just the picture that popped in my head. Put it down to a twisted mind rather than hate.]

I'm rooting for joint custody - first the French "witchhunters" get him, then it's back to the States.

 

[Rip:30]

Ah yes, the Livestrong cultists. I saw one of them this very morning in bike-happy, Tyler-friendly, gullible Boulder. He had on the shirt *and* the bracelet. Gee, I wonder why.

I scowled openly -- because I love cancer.

I saw this same zombie today. Or maybe it was a different one, I can't tell them apart anymore.

 

[I Watch Cycling In July]

The first thing that sprang to mind:

[and for ueber clarity: yes, I doubt that Lance is as clean as he claims. No, I don't hate them, and this image is much stronger than my opinion/reading of the situation "warrants". It was just the picture that popped in my head. Put it down to a twisted mind rather than hate.]

Ha! Would be a blast to go watch ToC with those on.

 

[Boeing]

The best was my boy BigJonny at Drunkcyclist.com

he sold bands in black that said LIVEWRONG

 

[Cloxxki]

Ha! Would be a blast to go watch ToC with those on.

One side could get the LiveStrong logo, the other a red-white-blue for France. Those colors could as well stand for my national flag (Netherlands). If he lied about doping, I hope the international war tribune will make an exception to make a ruling for Lance. Killing thousands or lying to billions, about the same magnitude of evil.

I misplaced my own LiveStrong wrist bands. I could have permanent marked the letters for Li eStrong.

 

[Digger]

Armstrong: Property of USP (United States Penitentary)

 

[luckyboy]

Joe, the black "Livewrong" bracelet has been out as long as the yellow "Livestrong" one.

It's the only one I would ever wear-no need to come up with anything else.

"Livewrong" is direct, clever and gets to the point with minimal fuss.

There are even "Livewrong" t shirts for sale. Can't beat that combo.

Astana should have a black band around their sleeve

 

[pataphysician]

I always liked

The Onion put these out as the "Floyd Landis Edition" I hope they re-release them as the "Lance Armstrong Definitive Edition"

 

[Neworld]

How about this neologism from some familiar words.

Lance---> L + ance

L for Lie

ance in C ance r

Strong

_________________
Lancer Strong

It seems that Lance still has come cancer in him despite the Chemo and surgery.

NW

 

[I Watch Cycling In July]

Astana should have a black band around their sleeve

The bike pure bracelet would tone with their kit too.

ok - i'll show myself out

 

[Willy_Voet]

Red Bracelet, 'Dopestrong'

 

[Epicycle]

Red Bracelet, 'Dopestrong'

Green bracelet, "Bribestrong".

 

[joe_papp]

Floyd = Argentina?

Green bracelet, "Bribestrong".

These are all great, including "Lancer Strong." Thanks for the good humor, all.

Not to change the topic of my own thread, but what should Floyd's bracelet say? "refunds of 2 cents on the dollar for all FFF contributions - take it or leave it, payout over 10 years"? He could be like the Argentina of pro peloton debt service.

For some reason, I feel a strange urge to own a mid-2000's BMC SLT01. I always thought the bike "looked cool" in it's own unique way...

That brings up another question, what say thee wristband-of-Andy-Rhis? (in red w/ black lettering, of course) "I'm full of sh*tStrong"? "No-different-than-any-other-dope-tolerating-team-owner/sponsor"? "Hang My Riders Out-to-DrySTRONG?"

OK, enough being goofy. And because someone will surely break my balls, I know that I'm just as guilty as any other doper, if not more so. (Wonder if I can fit that on a single bracelet? Hmmm...)

 

[unsheath]

The original is the best.

Pharmstrong!