Teams & Riders Matteo Jorgenson has now outclassed his peers from the Chambery-system

[Oldermanish]

His reported season will be tasked with getting as many UCI points to protect Movistar's bubble. That means travelling to China and other faraway UCI point caches. So much for rising status within a WT team!

 

[Potomac]

His reported season will be tasked with getting as many UCI points to protect Movistar's bubble. That means travelling to China and other faraway UCI point caches. So much for rising status within a WT team!

Movistar gave him their 1 dosssard for tour of Oman

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

Movistar gave him their 1 dosssard for tour of Oman

Oh man, they gave him bib 1 for Oman, surely that was an omen.

I'll admit that was pretty lame, but it sounded better in my head.

 

[jmdirt]

WOOHOO Matteo!

 

[Bolder]

Oh man, they gave him bib 1 for Oman, surely that was an omen.

I'll admit that was pretty lame, but it sounded better in my head.

Sam Oomen calls your bluff and raises.

 

[Oldermanish]

WOOHOO Matteo!

DoubleWOOHOOWOOHOO. Love it when the local kids do well.

 

[RedheadDane]

He's also a certified redhead!

 

[laarsland]

Sam Oomen calls your bluff and raises.

He's only Oomen after all

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

He's also a certified redhead!

How does this certification happen exactly? Does he have to drop his trousers?

 

[RedheadDane]

How does this certification happen exactly? Does he have to drop his trousers?

Not that head! Get your mind out of the gutter! (I clearly need to get my mind out of the gutter too...)

Here's the official certification:

Official Redhead Certification

I, RedheadDane, by the power invested in me, by me, hereby declare Matteo Jorgenson an officially certified redhead!

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And there you have it!

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

Here's the official certification:

Official Redhead Certification

I, RedheadDane, by the power invested in me, by me, hereby declare Matteo Jorgenson an officially certified redhead!

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And there you have it!

Can't argue with that.

Not that head! Get your mind out of the gutter! (I clearly need to get my mind out of the gutter too...)

Just to be very clear, i hope you know i wasn't talking about that kind of head.

 

[Samamba]

Wtf is this thread title. The disrespect.

 

[RedheadDane]

Just to be very clear, i hope you know i wasn't talking about that kind of head.

You thought he needed to take his trousers off!
Or, maybe the question should be; how do you wear your trousers? If they're on your head... you're doing it wrong!

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

You thought he needed to take his trousers off!
Or, maybe the question should be; how do you wear your trousers? If they're on your head... you're doing it wrong!

In order to see if people dye their hair, looking at other places where they have hair could help. It doesn't mean you automatically have to provide oral sex. I don't know how that would verify anything.

 

[RedheadDane]

In order to see if people dye their hair, looking at other places where they have hair could help. It doesn't mean you automatically have to provide oral sex. I don't know how that would verify anything.

I chose to trust him!

(We should probably stop before we both get banned.)

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

Wtf is this thread title. The disrespect.

It's nearly 4 years that this thread exists, and it's hard to miss every time it pops up on page 1. Like... how did you only just now notice that.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

And being compared to Nans Peters and Pierre Latour wasn't an insult back then.

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

And being compared to Nans Peters and Pierre Latour wasn't an insult back.

That Champoissin though, can't find any info on the guy.

 

[red_flanders]

How does this certification happen exactly? Does he have to drop his trousers?

You...could...just look at his eyebrows...

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

You...could...just look at his eyebrows...

You could, but that would be a lot less funny.

 

[Oldermanish]

And being compared to Nans Peters and Pierre Latour wasn't an insult back then.

Yes but Forum names are like a dog's pee in the snow. The spot doesn't change until it gets hot. Then the old labels fall away because the OP becomes a deeper fan. Is it the OP that has the call on modification?
By the way; his sister looks Italian so that makes him a typical American.

PS: Seal the deal tomorrow, Matteo!

 

[firefly3323]

Nice Job Matteo! Glad I selected him for my CQ team......assuming this is only the begining of a strong season

 

[Potomac]

Somehow I managed to see the Oman final stage replay this morning with no spoiler. Very exciting finish.

 

[Oldermanish]

Somehow I managed to see the Oman final stage replay this morning with no spoiler. Very exciting finish.

Very. Definitely all out effort for 1st and 2nd overall.

 

[RedheadDane]

Someone needs to teach this guy how to share!