thehog said:
“Captain, I think I can see an iceberg, shall we slow down Sir?”
“No! Full steam ahead! This is the Titanic! Nothing can stop its course!”
“But Sir, it’s an iceberg, its looks big Captain”
“I said full steam ahead!”
"The Titanic is running late".
"Rumours that the Titanic has sunk is based on groundlesss speculation and we will take legal action against anyone who reports it".
"The Titanic has been involved in a small incident and will be delayed".
"It did not hit an iceberg".
"Our expert committee has concluded that it hit a small slab of frozen water."
"Everyone is fine"
"There may be one or two casualties".
"The Plague killed more people"