Michael Jackson's Death: Armstrong to blame?

Apr 16, 2009
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marinoni said:
HA! Made you look though didn't I?
Neil or Lance?

Well anyway, the coroner is speculating Whacko Jacko's cause of death could be due to

(a) Sunshine
(b) Moonlight
(c) Good times
(d) Boogie
 
Jun 22, 2009
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BigBoat said:
Very sad, I dont wish death on anybody. Not even Lance.
Well, that's certainly refreshing to hear around here. :rolleyes:

I understand that they tried to revive him by rushing him to the children's ward.
 
Mar 11, 2009
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biker jk said:
neil or lance?

Well anyway, the coroner is speculating whacko jacko's cause of death could be due to

(a) sunshine
(b) moonlight
(c) good times
(d) boogie

lol


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Apr 16, 2009
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, the other you can use to carry your groceries.
 
Mar 18, 2009
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Jokes aside (and they're have been some clever ones so far...), he's being mourned worldwide already...

This is something I have never seen...8 of the Top 10 News Stories on CCN right now are about him (although this link will be different in 10 minutes probably):

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/25/michael.jackson.world/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

With only a breaking story on a Gay Exorcism Video on YouTube, and the dang daily Snapshot breaking into the Top 10 (likely the daily snapsot is of Mr. Jackson no doubt...)
 
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when i origtinally saw this i assume it was a joke and was going to express my dismay that he wasnt dead.. now i realise he is i feel kinda bad.. maybe.. i dunno..

the world has lost someone who was undoubtedly a ground breaking pop star.. it has also thankfully lost a pervert, who should never have been allowed near children, let alone have any...

but more importantly...

maybe now paul can have his music back.. :D

wayyyyy off topic...
 
Mar 18, 2009
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dimspace said:
but more importantly...

maybe now paul can have his music back.. :D

wayyyyy off topic...
Hard to resist isn't it? :D

If my wife knew I was sharing this she'd kick my *** BUT she told me when she was 14, she cried for an entire day when she finally came to the realization that she would never marry Michael Jackson...

legal disclaimer(in case she does find out :eek:)...this was, of course, well well before the monkey, the alleged smiley faced 'member', and all the other tomfoolery that happened.
 

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flyor64 said:
Jokes aside (and they're have been some clever ones so far...), he's being mourned worldwide already...

This is something I have never seen...8 of the Top 10 News Stories on CCN right now are about him (although this link will be different in 10 minutes probably):
Armstrong must be mightily p*ssed off. I mean all this publicity and its not about him. I can feel a new "team leader" controversy story coming on.
 
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whiteboytrash said:
Armstrong must be mightily p*ssed off. I mean all this publicity and its not about him. I can feel a new "team leader" controversy story coming on.
has he not twittered about it yet...? maybe we should ask him for his thoughts..

I just feel sorry for little johnny aged 7, tom aged 5, and rory age 6 1/2, now that theyve had to cancel all of his upcoming dates.. :(
 
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Hey the guy was a mixed up soul but I loved his music, I had my first makeout with his music in the background, even if you didn't like the guys lifestyle you love his music. BTW amsterhammer that was pretty funny
 
Jun 22, 2009
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Next in today's series of instant jokes of dubious taste -

MJ wants to come back as a Playststion.

That way the kids can still play with his joystick.

(Incidentally, my handle is easily abbreviated to A/h rather that writing it all out.)
 
Mar 10, 2009
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biker jk said:
Well anyway, the coroner is speculating Whacko Jacko's cause of death could be due to

(a) Sunshine
(b) Moonlight
(c) Good times
(d) Boogie



Brilliant. Tragic. Sad.
 

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Jun 19, 2009
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Reports of how Michael Jackson died are incorrect. He did not die of a heart attack, he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke...

A real old one....

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
 
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I was what, 14-15, when thriller came out? Everybody had white gloves and tried the moonwalk. The chicks loved it.

Anyway, we need a subforum for non-cycling threads like that, otherwise we end up with 'Lance to blame for Iran post-election violence' and 'Is Lance gov. Sanford's secret Argentinian lover?' threads just to create a place to post about those things.
 
Mar 19, 2009
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I don't know why everyone is surprised that he died...

He's been off colour for some time!


They're all very tasteless and I'm sure most of us are old enough to know better, but you can't beat gallows humour...
 

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