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Michael Rasmussen dancing, lol

Mar 20, 2010
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After a thorough study of the material, the lolstitute came to these conclusions:

Conclusion 1: Michael should rethink that shirt. Glitter FTL!
Conclusion 2: Michael got Moves! Chapeau! And I'm not even kidding.
Conclusion 3: Mie got moves!!!!
Conclusion 4: Mie does NOT need to rethink her wardrobe!!!!!
Conclusion 5: Mie, simply put, is hot. *_*

At the end of this thorough study, the lolstitute decided that Michael is envied and that wearing that shirt in public is certainly a small price to pay for a dance with Mie. The lolstitute will now take dance classes and purchase some appaling wardrobe. :D
 
Aug 1, 2009
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I considered starting a thread on this subject myself, but I didn't think you would be interested :p

Mie and Michael got 15 point for their cha cha cha while the highest score given was 16 points. In comparison, MP and former minister of tax Kristian Jensen only scored 7 points!

I agree with you on the shirt, and I am looking forward to seeing Michael in a tailcoat soon.

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Aug 1, 2009
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CastleSprint said:
How about...

...an Ex-Saxo vs. New-Saxo breakdance dance-off? :D

There is an idea for an interesting tour stage - in stead of cobbles or TTT throw in a dance battle! That could turn the classement upside down completely!
 
Mar 20, 2010
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Indeed!

TdF 2011: "Contador was set to win the tour after the last mountain finish, but got thoroughly whacked by the Schlecks' performance in the dance-off stage. Apparently their number, performed to the Bangles' Walk Like an Egyptian, was simply unbeatable. In an interview after the stage, upon being asked if they had been rehearsing the choreography for a long time, Andy and Fränk both replied "No, but there was that photoshoot in 2009," in unison."
 
Aug 1, 2009
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CastleSprint said:
Indeed!

TdF 2011: "Contador was set to win the tour after the last mountain finish, but got thoroughly whacked by the Schlecks' performance in the dance-off stage. Apparently their number, performed to the Bangles' Walk Like an Egyptian, was simply unbeatable. In an interview after the stage, upon being asked if they had been rehearsing the choreography for a long time, Andy and Fränk both replied "No, but there was that photoshoot in 2009," in unison."

Contador has moves too, sometimes he celebrates a stage win by doing the YMCA. Here he is practicing interpretive dance:
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Mar 20, 2010
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Good one! A challenger appears! :D

But there is more...

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...is that the twist scene from Pulp Fiction or Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting?

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Andre says: hips don't lie!

Okay, I'm starting to get scared now! :D
 
Apr 26, 2010
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Team Sky would completely master the dance-off after the management made staff and riders do choreography lessons with the best dance-instructors, who are worth millions of pounds. Love to see Menchov do a dance :D
 
Jul 10, 2010
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Dekker_Tifosi said:
Btw is it me or does Rasmussen always look like a guy who just had 15 chemo sessions

15 chemo sessions or 6 months in Aushschwitz. She weighs more than he does! But she sure is fine. Maybe we can get her to ride a bike for "Babes on Bikes"!
 
Mar 10, 2009
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OMFG, I'm still laughing.

Valiant effort (also tragic, sad, and strangely haunting), but please stick to your day job - whatever that is now...
 
Mar 20, 2010
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The Shackindales win the day - at least regarding the scary factor. Good thing it's only a montage. I hope it doesn't, ever, inspire any team to pull such a stunt in real life.

NO MISTER POZZATO YOU MAY NOT!
 
Sep 2, 2009
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Cobblestoned said:
Great ! :D

Something is wrong but I don't know what.
Perhaps to stiff in the hips ?

Very true. In the rehearsal clips he said he was unable to move like that because of his disability (Hip fractures can be nasty).
 
Sep 9, 2010
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Somebody please pass the bleach...for my eyes.

Serves me right for sitting around on a Sunday evening browsing a cycling forum when I should be doing something productive.