New marketing opportunities for Chris Horner

[Moose McKnuckles]

I'm sure well all love cycling here, so we should all help new hero Chris find avenues to leverage his success.

I'll start with a few suggestions.

 

[gooner]

Start using Advanced Hair Studio for hair loss treatments. Plenty of sports people like Austin Healey in rugby and Shane Warne in cricket have got opportunities off that.

 

[Geraint Too Fast]

 

[phanatic]

 

[Ferminal]

 

[murali]

campaign:
40 is the new 20

Books:
You don't need to be young to win
The answer is 41
How to get 367% return

Brands:
Just do it!
Priceless!

 

[Dazed and Confused]

Horner could be the main act in a modern day freakshow circus:

We will put Horner up against the worlds strongest child:

going up the Alpe on simulation bikes on stage.

Tickets will be sold as hot cakes, guaranteed.

 

[Cyivel]

A Stannah Stairlift but instead of sitting down you have to be standing as you go up the stairs.

 

[theyoungest]

 

[joe_papp]

Hey guys, just wondering, whatever happened to Chris Horner?

 

[TMP402]

Hey guys, just wondering, whatever happened to Chris Horner?

Even though he was never found to have visited the clinic after his Vuelta win, after signing with Lampre for a year in 2014, no serious team would touch him, so:

 

[railxmig]

Re:

Start using Advanced Hair Studio for hair loss treatments. Plenty of sports people like Austin Healey in rugby and Shane Warne in cricket have got opportunities off that.

i think the joke would work better without the introduction, but that's only my own opinion.