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No way the clinic is clean!

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So I normally dont come in the clinic but I was bored this morning and decided to read a little trough here.

I see a lot of bad and abnormal reasoning and there is no way that half of the people here are not on drugs.

I think half of the people here should be banned for visiting the forum on non performance enhanced drugs!
 
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That would be the Ag2r-La Mondiale ,Argos-Shimano, Astana, Blanco Pro Cycling, BMC Racing Team, Cannondale, Euskaltel-Euskadi, FDJ, Garmin-Sharp, Orica-GreenEDGE, Team Katusha, Lampre-Merida, Lotto-Belisol, Movistar Team, Omega Pharma-Quick Step, RadioShack-Leopard, Team Saxo-Tinkoff, Team Sky and Vacansoleil-DCM fans.
 
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No way can anybody perform in the clinic without anti delusion drugs - so I reckon they should be able continue with a doctors certificate.
 
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Ruudz0r said:
So I normally dont come in the clinic but I was bored this morning and decided to read a little trough here.

I see a lot of bad and abnormal reasoning and there is no way that half of the people here are not on drugs.

I think half of the people here should be banned for visiting the forum on non performance enhanced drugs!
i like how you use quadriple negatives and triple negatives to enhance coherency, and slay ambiguity with clinical cogency
 
Ruudz0r said:
So I normally dont come in the clinic but I was bored this morning and decided to read a little trough here.

I see a lot of bad and abnormal reasoning and there is no way that half of the people here are not on drugs.

I think half of the people here should be banned for visiting the forum on non performance enhanced drugs!

I just wanted to get one more good post in before I retired. I had an accident last year, used inappropriate language, got one infraction point, and needed to recover to make a come back.

This is the first time I tried enhanced posting.

The pace can be just grueling in here. It's not human. Sometimes you have to post more than once a day and people will attack issues in more than one thread. Its hard to cover all of those issue attacks.

All that said, I'm tranquil.

Dave.
 
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Benotti69 said:
That would be the Ag2r-La Mondiale ,Argos-Shimano, Astana, Blanco Pro Cycling, BMC Racing Team, Cannondale, Euskaltel-Euskadi, FDJ, Garmin-Sharp, Orica-GreenEDGE, Team Katusha, Lampre-Merida, Lotto-Belisol, Movistar Team, Omega Pharma-Quick Step, RadioShack-Leopard, Team Saxo-Tinkoff, Team Sky and Vacansoleil-DCM fans.
Europcar ftw.
 
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When I started coming to the clinic, I was fulfilling a childhood dream. How naive. Bit by bit I began to realize what it took to really perform here. I succumbed to the pressure as did almost all of the others....it started out small enough.."to protect my health" I was told. The next thing I knew I was bangin' rocks with Charlie Sheen between posts.

The clinic broke my heart, shattered my dreams. But I will remain 'defiant'.
 
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This is my keyboard, and I can do whatever I want to it. I can hit it, throw it, stare at it, slam my head against it. Everyone wants to know what I'm on. What am I on? I'm on my office chair, sitting on my *** and reading The Clinic eight hours a day. What are you on?
 
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I just wanted to get one more good post in before I retired. I had an accident last year, used inappropriate language, got one infraction point, and needed to recover to make a come back.

This is the first time I tried enhanced posting.

The pace can be just grueling in here. It's not human. Sometimes you have to post more than once a day and people will attack issues in more than one thread. Its hard to cover all of those issue attacks.

All that said, I'm tranquil.

Dave.

Ahhh, tranquillo. Muy bueno. ;)
 
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D-Queued said:
I just wanted to get one more good post in before I retired. I had an accident last year, used inappropriate language, got one infraction point, and needed to recover to make a come back.

This is the first time I tried enhanced posting.

The pace can be just grueling in here. It's not human. Sometimes you have to post more than once a day and people will attack issues in more than one thread. Its hard to cover all of those issue attacks.

All that said, I'm tranquil.

Dave.

If you do retire, don't try the comeback thing. All hell breaks loose, and Kimmage will be there for your 2.0 press conference. We all know how that went....
 
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This is my keyboard, and I can do whatever I want to it. I can hit it, throw it, stare at it, slam my head against it. Everyone wants to know what I'm on. What am I on? I'm on my office chair, sitting on my *** and reading The Clinic eight hours a day. What are you on?

Love it .
 
Bannockburn said:
This is my keyboard, and I can do whatever I want to it. I can hit it, throw it, stare at it, slam my head against it. Everyone wants to know what I'm on. What am I on? I'm on my office chair, sitting on my *** and reading The Clinic eight hours a day. What are you on?

made me split water on my desk.
 
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The clinic mob are people who like convicted dopers yet hate a certain team who are yet to fail a test. oh the irony:rolleyes:. Keep hating haters lmao.
 
I know a lot of people would have you believe that the Clinic has changed, and now it's capable to compete in the cut-throat world of the forum clean, but if you aren't so utopian a quick glance at the recent posting history would tell you otherwise. The same names keep cropping up, many of whom have served suspensions yet continue to post at the same rate they did pre-ban, sometimes even more prolifically. I ask you, is that really normal? A super-peaker like Galic Ho will come in, obliterate everybody with a series of 500-word posts in a span of a few hours, then disappear offline for weeks at a time. If that's not super-peaking, then I ask you what is? A guy like TFF can take a suspension, then return with some second-tier lower-rated post count, and nobody bats an eyelid, but young clean posters like Airstream coming in aren't entering the dream world of professional sport forums that they might imagine, instead they find themselves drawn into a tangled web of deceit and posting-enhancing drugs foisted upon them by unrepentant posters like Mrs John Murphy and corrupt doctors like Dr Maserati (I mean, he's even been suspended from Clinic activity himself, so association with him is a pretty clear red flag for any poster indulging in lengthy or inflammatory posts). A guy like The Hog somehow manages to get himself embroiled into nearly every scandal in the book, but somehow he always finds himself back in the fold where his enhanced posting that excites and infuriates so many with its dramatic, explosive sarcasm can influence the development of naïve, impressionable posters, and before you know it, their post counts are soaring whilst engaging in endless aggressive back and forth in the Clinic. And people will shake their heads in disbelief and know that things haven't changed at all, and as long as the CNM (Cycling News Mods) are in charge here, will things change? That's what the CCN (Change the Clinic Now) movement was for, but it appears to have stumbled against the heavyweight onslaught of Clinicians. Of course, it doesn't help that you have new posters such as Joachim claiming to be part of the new clean revolution, yet putting in marathon hours at the forum, trading attack after attack and going toe to toe even with known clinically-enhanced posters like BroDeal and thehog. I mean, really, we're supposed to believe that's clean? Give me a break.

That's notwithstanding a number of posters who keep on going without suspension, and it's pretty unbelievable that some of them are posting with nigh on nothing against their name. How the hell guys like The Hitch can have evaded capture for so long I'll never know. Of course with others like hrotha and Zam_Olyas, it's more obvious, as it falls to the national posting authorities to sanction the posters, and we all know the southern Europeans go soft on enhanced posters (and of course, Zam is on a second-tier postcount after retiring the zamasailo account, so is not subject to as many stringent tests under the Posting Passport). But look at the amount of Clinic posts they have, some of them of the kind of length, detail and smackdownery that surely nobody could believe are plausible clean. But there they are, 5,99P/day, regular as clockwork, within the boundaries of human achievement, so you know, maybe they are clean... but the performances sure don't look it. And with many characters readily associating themselves with known enhanced posters, there is a reputational risk to be had.

But let's not kid ourselves that this is just a problem for the Clinic. The problem is everywhere. A guy like Ryo Hazuki only crops up in Clinic discussions from time to time, but he's been caught in more mod stings than most, from within the confines of the PRR forum. A guy like DAOTEC racked up the wins (of the internet) seldom ever venturing into the Clinic, but was still found to be one of the most enhanced posters the forum had ever seen, and the last we saw he was forced down to a third tier postcount trying gamely to compete in short, unfriendly threads in PRR, a far cry from his enhanced glory days. And what of a guy like Frank Day? I mean, it's one thing for a poster to be taking something to help them not get dropped by the amped-up specialists in the Clinic, but doping to crank out hundreds of posts beating up on part-timers in the Form & Fitness board is a whole other level.

No, the Clinic may profess to be improving with regards to cracking down on the dirty posting and posters, but I'll believe it when I see it.
 
It is because of the things Lib Seg pointed out, that prevents forumites like me from being able to compete in the clinic.

I have all the measurables of a prolific poster; I can type well, have the internet, can talk out of my a$$, but I have never been able to make that "jump" to the next level. I blame peds (post enhacing drugs) used by other posters for the low post count on my palmares.
 
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This...this is pure genius:

Libertine Seguros said:
I know a lot of people would have you believe that the Clinic has changed, and now it's capable to compete in the cut-throat world of the forum clean, but if you aren't so utopian a quick glance at the recent posting history would tell you otherwise. The same names keep cropping up, many of whom have served suspensions yet continue to post at the same rate they did pre-ban, sometimes even more prolifically. I ask you, is that really normal? A super-peaker like Galic Ho will come in, obliterate everybody with a series of 500-word posts in a span of a few hours, then disappear offline for weeks at a time. If that's not super-peaking, then I ask you what is? A guy like TFF can take a suspension, then return with some second-tier lower-rated post count, and nobody bats an eyelid, but young clean posters like Airstream coming in aren't entering the dream world of professional sport forums that they might imagine, instead they find themselves drawn into a tangled web of deceit and posting-enhancing drugs foisted upon them by unrepentant posters like Mrs John Murphy and corrupt doctors like Dr Maserati (I mean, he's even been suspended from Clinic activity himself, so association with him is a pretty clear red flag for any poster indulging in lengthy or inflammatory posts). A guy like The Hog somehow manages to get himself embroiled into nearly every scandal in the book, but somehow he always finds himself back in the fold where his enhanced posting that excites and infuriates so many with its dramatic, explosive sarcasm can influence the development of naïve, impressionable posters, and before you know it, their post counts are soaring whilst engaging in endless aggressive back and forth in the Clinic. And people will shake their heads in disbelief and know that things haven't changed at all, and as long as the CNM (Cycling News Mods) are in charge here, will things change? That's what the CCN (Change the Clinic Now) movement was for, but it appears to have stumbled against the heavyweight onslaught of Clinicians. Of course, it doesn't help that you have new posters such as Joachim claiming to be part of the new clean revolution, yet putting in marathon hours at the forum, trading attack after attack and going toe to toe even with known clinically-enhanced posters like BroDeal and thehog. I mean, really, we're supposed to believe that's clean? Give me a break.

That's notwithstanding a number of posters who keep on going without suspension, and it's pretty unbelievable that some of them are posting with nigh on nothing against their name. How the hell guys like The Hitch can have evaded capture for so long I'll never know. Of course with others like hrotha and Zam_Olyas, it's more obvious, as it falls to the national posting authorities to sanction the posters, and we all know the southern Europeans go soft on enhanced posters (and of course, Zam is on a second-tier postcount after retiring the zamasailo account, so is not subject to as many stringent tests under the Posting Passport). But look at the amount of Clinic posts they have, some of them of the kind of length, detail and smackdownery that surely nobody could believe are plausible clean. But there they are, 5,99P/day, regular as clockwork, within the boundaries of human achievement, so you know, maybe they are clean... but the performances sure don't look it. And with many characters readily associating themselves with known enhanced posters, there is a reputational risk to be had.

But let's not kid ourselves that this is just a problem for the Clinic. The problem is everywhere. A guy like Ryo Hazuki only crops up in Clinic discussions from time to time, but he's been caught in more mod stings than most, from within the confines of the PRR forum. A guy like DAOTEC racked up the wins (of the internet) seldom ever venturing into the Clinic, but was still found to be one of the most enhanced posters the forum had ever seen, and the last we saw he was forced down to a third tier postcount trying gamely to compete in short, unfriendly threads in PRR, a far cry from his enhanced glory days. And what of a guy like Frank Day? I mean, it's one thing for a poster to be taking something to help them not get dropped by the amped-up specialists in the Clinic, but doping to crank out hundreds of posts beating up on part-timers in the Form & Fitness board is a whole other level.

No, the Clinic may profess to be improving with regards to cracking down on the dirty posting and posters, but I'll believe it when I see it.
 
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